Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

"Aao kamray mein chalain"

Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

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