Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar drives faster because his brakes have failed — rushing home to get there before an accident happens.

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

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