Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

Related SMS

  1. Jo palpal chalti rahe

    2. Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai, jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai, jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai, jo saath na chode, use dosti kehte hai

  2. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho

    3. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe ho, Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho (Hazrat Ali(R.A)"

  3. Milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge

    4. Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha ke zinda rahe to phir milenge, magar aapse milne ke baad ye mehsoos kiya ke milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge

  4. Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,

    5. Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

  5. Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse

    6. Koi gila,koi shikwa na rahe aapse, yeh aarzoo hai k silsila rahe aapse, bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse, khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse.

  6. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

    7. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

  7. Bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah

    8. Bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah, seene se lagalo aanchal ki tarah, gham ke raste pe na chodna akele, warna tut jaynge payal ki tarah.

  8. Aap ko goodnight kehne k liye jag rahe hain

    9. Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote, Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote! Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne, K liye jaag rahe hain, warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

  9. Car ki speed kion barha di

    10. Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

  10. Taxi driver to sardar

    11. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  11. chicken bohut maze ki bani hai

    12. Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

  12. O tere result da ki banya?

    13. Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

  13. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    14. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  14. Subah 5 baje phansi

    15. Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! hehehe:d

  15. Delivery is free in PIZZA HUT

    16. Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

  16. Inam kis ko mile ga?

    17. Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha: "Inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd:"Sub se agey waley ko" Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

  17. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

    18. Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

  18. Din dhal gaya

    19. Din dhal gaya, Phir Raat aa gayi, Phir Tanhaii mein baithne ki baat aa gayi, Chand ko dekha to aap ki Yaad aa gayi.

  19. Qeema nikalne ki machine

    20. Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia. Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.

    21. Break up SMS are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of break up messages, we have taken a step to make latest & new break up sms & text messages collection that will be covering break up text, […]

  21. Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaro

    22. Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaro, Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaro. Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara, Duur tak roshni to ho gayi yaaro....

  22. When friendship break life falls

    23. When clouds break rain falls. When coconut break water falls. when love break tears falls but when friendship break life falls so never break friendship.

  23. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

    24. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

  24. Sirf mera rahay!

    25. Meri dunya me beshak andhra rahe, Tere lab pe hansi ka basera rahe, Phol khilte rahen tere charo taraf, Tere hr simt khushbu ka daira rahe, Zindgi me teri sham aye nai, Ek chamakta damakta sawera rahe, Tu mere sang ho ye zarori nai Bs, Tu jahn b rahe sirf mera rahe,,"

  25. Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

    26. Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

  26. Massa massa si aayi maut

    27. Massa massa si aayi maut ik hor hii adchan pe gayi oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi 

  27. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....

    28. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna.... ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p gharib ko gaddi,B-) kuttay ko haddi aur Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

  28. Sardar went to theatre

    29. Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha? Sardar1: "Operation Theatre"

  29. What is QURAN?

    30. *What is"QURAN"* "Allah ki kitab"Jo poori dunya ki sardar" Kitab ko Laane Walay "JIBRAIL"(A.S) jo "Farishton" ka Sardar, "Jis par utra wo Nabiyon ka sardar "MOHAMMAD" (S.A) "jis "Ummat" par Utra wo ummaton ki sardar, Musalman "Jis shehar mein Utra wo"shahron" k sardar "MAKKAH, MADINA" "Jis Maheene mein utra wo Maheenon ka sardar" Ramzan aur […]

  30. when wordz fail eyz works

    31. when wordz fail eyz works when eyz fail heart works when heart fails to kia ??? . . . . samajh le tapak gaya;)

  31. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

    32. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

  32. Sardar 2 doctor

    33. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

  33. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

    34. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p