Men are like bank accounts.

Flirt SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

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  1. Husband at the bank

    2. Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

  2. Bank make your dreams come true

    3. Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

  3. Accounts k student ki gaalian

    4. An accounting student insults someone entirely in financial terminology: bounced cheque, bad debt, dishonoured bill, net loss. Accounts k student ki gaali:- Salay bounced cheque, Dharti pe liability, Paidaishi bad debt, Dishonoured bill, Insolvent admi, Khandan ka net loss, tu paida kion howa ?

  4. I am Looking for a Bank

    5. I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p

  5. In The Universal Bank of God

    6. In The Universal Bank of God God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you, So,Enjoy spending.. Happy New Year.

  6. Be my valentine on propose day

    7. A Propose Day message asking someone to be your Valentine and fill an emotional bank account with love. I Am Opening An Emotional Bank Account For U Sweetheart So Deposit Your Love In It And You Will Get The Interest. Be My Valentine ! Happy Propose Day

  7. SEND me all UR MONEY

    8. Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

  8. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

    9. A three-stage life breakdown where money, time, and energy never align. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

  9. What is BUSINESS ?

    10. What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill […]

  10. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

    11. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]

  11. Money is just a piece of paper

    12. I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

  12. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

    13. A cynical one-liner about money, trees, and who girls would date. "If Money Ever Grew On Trees Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

  13. Successful people make money

    14. Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)

  14. Not using your smile

    15. "If you are not using your smile, Then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no cheque book" (Shakespeare)

  15. Deposited 365 days full of Love

    16. I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 365 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !

  16. I will kill u for free

    17. i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

  17. Happy Healthy New Year 2027

    18. May Your Hair, Your Teeth, Your Face-Lift, Your Abs And Your Stocks Not Fall; And May Your Blood Pressure, Your Triglycerides, Your Cholesterol, Your White Blood Count And Your Mortgage Interest Not Rise. Happy Healthy New Year 2027

  18. Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

    19. Company offered Rs.500 for each money-saving idea submitted by it's employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250:p

  19. Keep in touch

    20. The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever, do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me, from d money which u r saving by not messaging me, so keep in touch :-)

  20. Offer a share 2 God

    21. Marwadi wins lottery Pandit tels him 2 offer a share 2 God He throws the money up in d air, saying~God take all u want.I'l tak watever falls

  21. Some of the best moments in life..

    22. A list of life's best moments: rain outside, money in an old pocket, a laugh that brings tears. Some of the best moments in life... *lying in the bed listening to the rain outside *thinking about the person u love *taking a long drive on a calm road *finding money in your old jeans when […]

  22. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    23. A romantic approach that gets shut down the moment money comes up — no money means instant 'bhai' (brother) status. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  23. 1 machar ko marne se

    24. An SMS guilt-trip comparing stingy messaging to mosquito hunting: killing one bug does not make you a hunter, and two texts won't break the bank. Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se tum bhikari nahin […]

  24. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

    25. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)

  25. So keep me rich forever.

    26. Your friendship makes me the richest person alive. Just don't take it back. Friendship is the heaviest coin in the international bank of love! and with your friendship, I am the richest person on earth! So keep me rich forever.

  26. All problems an apple can make

    27. Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p

  27. Shopping is always more fun

    28. SHOPPING Is Always More Fun When You're Spending Someone Else's Money Instead Of Your Own

  28. Agar dada ashiq na hota

    29. Shah Jahan's grandson stares at the Taj Mahal and calculates how much richer the family would be if grandad hadn't been so romantic. Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

  29. Problems an apple can make

    30. Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make

  30. Frienship Roses

    31. ./ \\ ( \\ ) one for the friendship €.Y.. . |`? ./ \\ ( \\ ) One for the money. €.Y. . |`? ./ \\ ( \\ ) One for the happiness €.Y. . |`? ./ \\ ( \\ ) One for the popularity €.Y. . |`?

  31. A successful man

    32. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

  32. Love more important than money

    33. All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

  33. The subscriber cannot be reached

    34. If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!