Bank make your dreams come true

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...

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  2. Husband at the bank

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  3. I am Looking for a Bank

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  5. Men are like bank accounts.

    6. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

  6. DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS

    7. Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART, Never let it go cause DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS, From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS Have a wonderful dream tonight‚¦ GOOD NIGHT

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    8. True friends see u true, Believe in things u want to do, Feel glad when ur dreams r true, Best of all they dont judge u, They simply love u coz u r u

  8. In The Universal Bank of God

    9. In The Universal Bank of God God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you, So,Enjoy spending.. Happy New Year.

  9. Dreams touch ur heart and soul

    10. Dreams touch your heart and soul, it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope U'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night

  10. Moon to color your dreams

    11. MOON has come to color your dreams, STARS to make them musical and my SMS to give you warm and Peaceful Sleep. Good Night... Sweet Dreams..!

  11. TRUE LOVE means

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  12. ‎"MEANING OF TRUE LOVE"

    13. ‎"MEANING OF TRUE LOVE" To feel someone in every heartbeat... To find someone in every thought.... To see someone with closed eyes.... To miss someone without any reason...

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    14. The Start Of Every New Year Brings You Closer And Closer To Your Dreams And Aspirations. May This Be The Breakthrough Year That Your Dreams Finally Become A Reality. Wishing You A Happy New Year 2021!

  14. Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true

    15. Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here's a wish 4 my darling... may all your dreams come true i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses... from a heart that beats... just 4 you by me.

  15. True friends are rare to find

    16. True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon

  16. Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

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  17. Cherish your visions and your dreams

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  18. Have salty dreams

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  20. Who permitted u 2 come in my dreams

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  21. Love your self,understaning,dreams..

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  22. On Halloween, witches come true;

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  23. Lot of things / questions / words / dreams

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  26. Good night and lots of sweet sugary dreams

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  28. Whatever u share is true

    29. A cute thought for those who believe in friendship. It's not necessary 2 share every secret between true friends but it's important that whatever u share is true.

  29. A true friend is someone

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  30. Pillow is like a true love

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