I am Looking for a Bank

Funny SMS

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.

Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone :p

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  2. Husband at the bank

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  3. Men are like bank accounts.

    4. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

  4. In The Universal Bank of God

    5. In The Universal Bank of God God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you, So,Enjoy spending.. Happy New Year.

  5. Give option to leave not reason to leave

    6. If You Love Someone, Give Them The Option To Leave But . . . Never Give Them A Reason To Leave!

  6. What is BUSINESS ?

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  7. Too tired to give you a smile

    8. If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

  8. Be my valentine on propose day

    9. A Propose Day message asking someone to be your Valentine and fill an emotional bank account with love. I Am Opening An Emotional Bank Account For U Sweetheart So Deposit Your Love In It And You Will Get The Interest. Be My Valentine ! Happy Propose Day

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    10. Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!

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    11. If CARE is a WAVE, i give u SEA. If RESPECT is a LEAF, i give u TREE. If TRUST is a PLANET, i give u GALAXY, if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE, i give u MINE 4 FREE.. keep smiling.

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    12. Give yourself a chance, Give yourself the moment, Give yourself the freedom, Give yourself the power, Give yourself the confidence, Live for today not for tomorrow, Live the EXTREME !!!!!!! Because you got yourself only one life... LIVE IT !!!!

  12. Sardar's Leave application

    13. Sardar's Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.

  13. Keep the smile, leave the tear.

    14. Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Think of joy, Forget the fear , Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Be jouyous till i sms again.

  14. When I tell u

    15. When i tell u here, i am when i tell u i care, i do... when i tell u i'll never Leave u, i wont. Sum it all..i'll b here, i'll never get tired of caring here 4u & i won't leave u.

  15. Happy Propose Day

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  18. Not using your smile

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  19. Keep the smile, leave the tear

    20. Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear, Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year! HAPPY NEW YEAR

  20. Deposited 365 days full of Love

    21. I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 365 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !

  21. Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

    22. A romantic-sounding yearning SMS that ends by comparing the sender's longing to a snake charmer waiting for his monkey to perform. Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya […]

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  23. How To Do Earlobe Kiss

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  25. Friendship with me is like having Drugs.

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  30. Some can give u Crying & tears.

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  31. The universe is Finite...

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