A successful man

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.

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    2. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  2. Successful people make money

    3. Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)

  3. Secret of successful marriage

    4. A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!

  4. Funn Fact About "Behind every Successful man There is a Woman"

    5. Some IDIOTS say: "Behind every Successful man There is a Woman" But Nobody know the Fact: "WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN"

  5. The whole secret of a successful life

    6. The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what is one's destiny to do, and then do it. (Henry Ford)

  6. Definition of most successful married life

    7. Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen"

  7. 4 essential parts of a successful relationship.

    8. Trust, Respect, Loyalty, and Communication: 4 essential parts of a successful relationship.

  8. 5 funny facts of life

    9. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

  9. An intelligent wife

    10. ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P

  10. Angry wife to her husband

    11. An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

  11. Difference between wife & saali

    12. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  12. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    13. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  13. SEND me all UR MONEY

    14. Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

  14. Everybody makes mistakes in this world

    15. In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding them

  15. I hope my simple SMS makes U smile!

    16. Simple Bye makes us cry, Simple joke makes us Laugh, Simple care makes us fall in Luv, Simple Touch makes us feel better, But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

  16. Happy Mother's Day To Wife!

    17. You are one fabulous wife. You are a brilliant mother. You are a phenomenal woman. All that you do makes my life more wonderful than you may ever know. Happy Mother's Day To My Dearest Wife!

  17. You can spend hundreds on birthdays

    18. You can spend hundreds on birthdays, thousands on festivals, lakhs on weddings, but to celebrate all you have to spend is your TIME....

  18. Any boyfriend before marriage

    19. Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

  19. By wife ....

    20. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  20. Super Lines for Wishing New Year

    21. Happiness Makes You Smile, Trials Makes You Stronger, Success Gets You Going But My Wishes Makes Your New Year Superb.

  21. Wife said I'm dying

    22. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  22. I am using your wife

    23. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

  23. Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"

    24. Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just […]

  24. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

    25. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]

  25. Want to win or to be happy?

    26. A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended

  26. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    27. Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

  27. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    28. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

  28. Wife treats husband

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  29. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

    30. Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

  30. I will kill u for free

    31. i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

  31. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

    32. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

  32. 2 Wise advices for married peoples

    33. Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)

  33. Husband aur wife in hotel

    34. Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.