Shopping is always more fun

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own

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    2. Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

  2. SEND me all UR MONEY

    3. Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

  3. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

    4. A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

  4. Reason for girls to live longer

    5. Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does

  5. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

    6. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]

  6. I will kill u for free

    7. i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

  7. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

    8. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

  8. Successful people make money

    9. Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)

  9. In The Universal Bank of God

    10. In The Universal Bank of God God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you, So,Enjoy spending.. Happy New Year.

  10. Thanking & Wishing Happy New Year to Hubby

    11. It Has Been Great Spending Good Times Together As We Share Our Love, As We Start Another Year I Pray That God Will Make You Strong To Be Able To Take Care Of Us. Thanks and Happy New Year.

  11. Money is just a piece of paper

    12. I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

  12. Happy New Year Honey

    13. Honey I Love You, So Much. I Look Forward To Spending Another Wonderful Year Of My Life With You. You Mean The World To Me And I Can’t Do Without You. Happy New Year!!!!

  13. All problems an apple can make

    14. Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p

  14. Problems an apple can make

    15. Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make

  15. The subscriber cannot be reached

    16. If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

  16. A successful man

    17. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

  17. Love more important than money

    18. All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

  18. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

    19. "If Money Ever Grew On Trees Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

  19. 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?

    20. 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ? 1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever, 2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat, 3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans, 4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend, 5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years […]

  20. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

    21. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

  21. What is a girl friend?

    22. What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

  22. Money wrapped in a rubber band?

    23. Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband!

  23. A successful man / woman

    24. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  24. Give me a pocket full of money

    25. Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

  25. 6 things can come at any time

    26. In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .

  26. Girl fully exhausted

    27. A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

  27. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

    28. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)

  28. Want to make money through facebook?

    29. Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

  29. Do you love me just because..?

    30. He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

  30. 7 reasons positive emotions are good

    31. 7 reasons positive emotions are good 4 ur heart: 1-Laughter makes blood flow more freely 2-Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the body 3-When you meet someone that ur heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout 4-Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure 5-Love letters may lower blood cholesterol 6-Holding […]

  31. Someday you may lose your hair.

    32. Someday you may lose your hair. you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind. But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks. because you cant lose what you don't have!

  32. Frienship Roses

    33. ./ \\ ( \\ ) one for the friendship €.Y.. . |`? ./ \\ ( \\ ) One for the money. €.Y. . |`? ./ \\ ( \\ ) One for the happiness €.Y. . |`? ./ \\ ( \\ ) One for the popularity €.Y. . |`?

  33. What a lovely weekend I enjoyed

    34. A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared. . On Monday. Jeweller called boy: There's no money in your account. Boy: I know, But, you can't imagine what […]