Shopping is always more fun

Funny SMS

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own

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  1. Sardar shopping early

    2. Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

  2. Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur

    3. Complains about spending real money on SMS while everyone in the group stays silent and just keeps asking for more. Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur, SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR, SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k, Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur

  3. SEND me all UR MONEY

    4. Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

  4. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

    5. A cynical one-liner about money, trees, and who girls would date. "If Money Ever Grew On Trees Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

  5. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

    6. A three-stage life breakdown where money, time, and energy never align. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

  6. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

    7. A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

  7. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

    8. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]

  8. Reason for girls to live longer

    9. Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does

  9. I will kill u for free

    10. i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.

  10. Successful people make money

    11. Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)

  11. Money is just a piece of paper

    12. I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

  12. All problems an apple can make

    13. Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p

  13. In The Universal Bank of God

    14. In The Universal Bank of God God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you, So,Enjoy spending.. Happy New Year.

  14. Problems an apple can make

    15. Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make

  15. A successful man

    16. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

  16. Love more important than money

    17. All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

  17. The subscriber cannot be reached

    18. If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

  18. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

    19. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

  19. What is a girl friend?

    20. What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

  20. Money wrapped in a rubber band?

    21. Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband!

  21. chand or taray tornay gayee

    22. Went all the way up to fetch the moon and stars — remembered once there that the shopping bag was left at home. Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko aasman se aap ke liye *chand* aur taray tornay gaye...... Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k.... Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!

  22. Some of the best moments in life..

    23. A list of life's best moments: rain outside, money in an old pocket, a laugh that brings tears. Some of the best moments in life... *lying in the bed listening to the rain outside *thinking about the person u love *taking a long drive on a calm road *finding money in your old jeans when […]

  23. A successful man / woman

    24. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  24. Girl fully exhausted

    25. A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

  25. Give me a pocket full of money

    26. Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

  26. 6 things can come at any time

    27. In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .

  27. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    28. A romantic approach that gets shut down the moment money comes up — no money means instant 'bhai' (brother) status. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  28. Want to make money through facebook?

    29. Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

  29. 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?

    30. 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ? 1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever, 2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat, 3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans, 4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend, 5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years […]

  30. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

    31. If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)

  31. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

    32. A father-and-boyfriend exchange where dad objects to his daughter spending her life with a donkey — and the boyfriend's reply lands the twist. Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

  32. Do you love me just because..?

    33. He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

  33. Secret of successful marriage

    34. A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!