Tum to sab ki nani ho

Hindi Funny SMS

A man declares poetic devotion to someone — only to ask the neighborhood kids for a reference check that doesn't go his way.

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,

jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

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