Sorry 4 d kids of next generation

Misc SMS Jokes

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
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.
.
They'll have parents
Who know how to check
"Last call duration",
Sent msgs,
And "browser history" :p

Related SMS

  1. The greatest discovery of my generation

    2. The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. (William James)

  2. Can kids of our age have kids?

    3. Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".

  3. Happy New Year Wishes for Kids, Son & Daughter

    4. Messages for parents, grandparents, uncles and aunts to send their children this New Year, whether the kids are small or already grown up and living away. Happy New Year wishes for kids Remember how we would cry and hideafter making mistakes as children?Today I still run and cry to youwhen I make mistakes.I cannot imagine […]

  4. Christmas Wishes for Family: Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister & Kids

    5. Christmas is a family day, and a short message reaches the ones who can't be at the table. Here are wishes for your mom, dad, brother, sister, kids and the whole family. Christmas wishes for the whole family Merry Christmas to my wonderful family. However busy life gets, you are my home. Wishing our whole […]

  5. New Generation

    6. Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha 1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi Bacha bola: Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai?

  6. I am teaching history.

    7. A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked,"Anything new at work? He replied, No, I am teaching history.

  7. All our good friends

    8. Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers... But the truth is that, all our good friends were ones strangers for us...!

  8. Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

    9. A history fact check that dismantles the romantic story behind the Taj Mahal. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married […]

  9. Happy Republic Day Brother

    10. A Republic Day message calling on the young generation to protect and build the nation. We The Young Generation Of This Nation Should Make A Vow A Vow To Protect This Nation From The Manacles Of Racism And All Acts Of Discrimination. Happy Republic Day Brother.

  10. Y R U SENDING MSGs 2 dat person?

    11. One day my brain asked me "Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little "HEART" said to brain "U" NEED msgs but i need "FRIENDSHIP"

  11. Happy New Year Wishes for Parents & In-Laws

    12. New Year messages for your mother and father together, and for the in-laws who became family: from a daughter-in-law or a son-in-law, for parents living far away, with prayers and Roman Urdu wishes. Happy New Year to both parents May this new year bring success filled with peace, hope and togetherness in our family.Mama / […]

  12. Feel d difference of boy / girl

    13. A double-standard joke about love letters — one is called loffer, the other an offer. If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)

  13. The love of our parents

    14. We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents. Happy Father's Day

  14. The cross of Christ

    15. The cross of Christ shows us that God's love is of deepest descent... universal distribution and of eternal duration. - Dr. Fred Barlow

  15. Friendship is not history 2 forget

    16. Friendship isn't history to study or maths to calculate. It's chemistry — stop trying to understand it and just enjoy it. Friendship is not history 2 forget Friendship is not maths 2 calculate Friendship is not english 2 learn its only chemical locha dont try to understand it just enjoy it

  16. What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?

    17. Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U.

  17. Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply

    18. Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]

  18. Make someone special this Sunday

    19. A Day Free From Work. It Is A Day To Connect With Your Long Lost Friends. Go Ahead And Call One Of Them And Make Them Feel Special. Do Something Different Today. Enjoy You Sunday To The Fullest.

  19. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

    20. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...

  20. Height of insult

    21. Height of insult- Girl msgs her bf.. jaan i can't live widout u.. Will u marry me??? reply cums.. Whos dis? I lost all my contacts.. :D

  21. Christmas Eve Messages for Family, Love & Friends

    22. Messages for Christmas Eve, the night of 24 December, when the gifts are wrapped and the house finally goes quiet. Our original message comes first, then choose one for family, your love, friends or the kids. Christmas Eve messages The spirit of Christmas is all about fun, love, joy,reminding us that Christianity is deeply rooted […]

  22. I feel you

    23. For when someone has become so much a part of you that you sense them in everything. The quiet, deep kind of love. I feel you In every stone In every leaf of every tree That you ever might have grown I feel you In everything In every river that might flow In every seed […]

  23. If u drop me i ill break

    24. Send when you want someone to understand just how much you need them — and how fragile loving someone that much makes you feel. If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u […]

  24. When you feel cold and warm at the same time

    25. A spot-on description of those early unmistakable symptoms when you're rereading the same line ten times and one name has taken over your entire mind. When you feel cold and warm at the same time, when you read over the same line for the tenth time, when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme, […]

  25. So please keep active my Heart

    26. A romantic SMS that turns a heartbeat into a phone metaphor — sweet and silly. Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...! Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...! Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...! So please keep my active Heart...!

  26. Best wishes to you on this hug day.

    27. A Hug Day message sending a virtual hug and asking if you can feel it. This hug will make you feel SO GOOD! Can you feel it? I KNEW YOU COULD! Best wishes to you on this hug day.

  27. Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

    28. 15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl

  28. Feel good when somebody Miss u

    29. Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

  29. Women will be forgotten if

    30. The history of all times and of today especially, teaches that women will be forgotten if they forget to think about themselves -- Louise Otto

  30. My wishes r always with u

    31. Everyday, Everywhere, Every time, I may Not be with U, But My Thinking, My Care, My Msgs, My Prayers, & My Lovely Wishes R Always with U.

  31. United by a hug

    32. If you 'hug' in Hindi, you feel elevated; If you 'hug' in English, you feel elevated. If you 'hug' in Hindi, you feel satiated; If you 'hug' in English, you feel satiated. If you 'hug' in Hindi, you feel heavenly; If you 'hug' in English, you feel heavenly. Divided by languages, united by a 'hug'! […]

  32. Until your victory makes a history

    33. Success is never permanent. Failure is never final. so always do not stop effort until your victory makes a history. Good luck

  33. 10 Messages 4 you

    34. 10 Msgs 4u 1 Hi 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 HrU? 5 Hope Ur fine 6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bles U 9 B happy 10 GOOD NIGHT