Wo shetan jo ramzan me band nahi hoye

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Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me
band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile hoga

2.Angutha buton pr hoga

3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga

4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun

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