Wo shetan jo ramzan me band nahi hoye

Hindi Ramadan SMS

Roman Urdu Ramadan humor identifying four signs that a devil was not locked away — all pointing to someone mindlessly forwarding phone messages.

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me
band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile hoga

2.Angutha buton pr hoga

3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga

4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun

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