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Baap ki tarifain
Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the.
1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain.
2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain.
3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
muh me dal lete hain aur
stove par baith jaate hai.....
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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
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Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain‚¦ Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain.. Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai hamain.. Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.
Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain Kuch sath rehtay hain kuch bicher jatay hain. Kuch yaad rakhtay hain Kuch bhul jate hain. Ab hum aapko dekhte hain Aap kahan tak saath nibhatay hain
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Tere bina hum jeena bhool jate hain, Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain, Tu zindagi mein sub se azeez hai hamain, Tujhse her baar yeh kehna bhool jaatay hain.
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Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota, Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota. Koi dekhe to humari bebasi, Hum sabhi k ho jate hain Par koi humara nahi hota.
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