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1. I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can't send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . . "You are so beautiful"

2. Shortest word is I.

Shortest word is I. Sweetest word is LOVE. Cutest person is U.

3. The shortest relationship

The Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! !

4. The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

5. I don't make jokes

I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

6. Share jokes instead of feelings

Do You Know What Is Difficult To Do? It Is Difficult To Share Jokes With The Person You Love, While Deep Inside, What You Really Want Is To Share Your Feelings

7. World¢â‚¬â¢s smallest resignation letter!

Worlds smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife. Thank you

8. Everybody makes mistakes in this world

In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding them

9. Who makes your world beautiful

Don't Choose The 0ne Who Is Beautiful To The World. But Rather, Choose The 0ne Who Makes Your World Beautiful.

10. These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....

11. The world's most beautiful sentence

The world's most beautiful sentence is... "BUT...I LOVE U" and the world's most selfish and painful sentence is "I LOVE YOU...BUT.."

12. This is men's world

When a girl falls down She is helped by so Many people But When a boy falls down Everybody laughs When a girl licks Her lips She is thirsty When boy licks His lips He is tharki When a girl smiles She is considered cute When a boy smiles He is flirt Still people say […]

13. If ur world is spinning around

If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it's called High Blood Pressure:p.

14. Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

15. What is the fastest thing in world?

Four guys 1 from Harward: 1 Oxford 1 Texas & a Sardar from Pujab university 1 common question: What is the fastest thing in world? Oxford:Light Harvard:Thought Texas:Blink of an eye Sardar:Its loose motions, because last night I was lying in my bed & before I could blink,think or turn on the lights, it was […]

16. World most never be late message ever

World most never be late message ever I will be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again.

17. Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband). Happy Wedding Anniversary

18. To be yourself in a world

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

19. TO D WORLD

To the world you may be just 1 person But, to 1 person, you are the WORLD.

20. The world is for you

"Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile, Remember! The world is for you, you are not for the world.":-)

21. Best in the world

BEST in the world: Leader: A L L A H Guide: Q U R A N LifeStyle: I S L A M Person: M O M I N Personality: M U H A M M A D Routine: S U N N A T Law: S H A R I A T Lyrics: A Z […]

22. In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

23. The best picture in the world

let “me‚ show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()‚‚() ()‚() ( ,o ) ( o,) (,) (,) (,) (,) =hum tum= friends.

24. The world has the habit

The world has the habit of making room for the man whose words and actions show that he knows where he is going (Napoleon Hill)

25. The best couple in the world?

You know who is the best couple in the world? . . . . Smile & Tears . . . rarely , they r seen together but when they combine its the best moment of ur life.

26. It's a girls world

It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, […]

27. The best feeling in the world

The best feeling in the world is when yOu think that ur friend forgot you & suddenly yOu receive a msg from ur friend saying "Hey I am Missing yOu "

28. The world's best teacher

Teachers Day The way you teach... The knowledge you share... The care you take... The love you shower.. Makes you... The world's best teacher... Happy Teacher's Day!

29. Best couple in the world

U know who is d best couple in the world? Smile and tears. Usually they r not seen 2gether, but when they r together its the best moment of the life*

30. Keep ur world clean

Keep your world clean and green. Save trees,Save the environment!! Clean city,Green city!! Happy world environment day

31. You are fair with the world

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair with them, It is like expecting a lion not to eat you because you don't eat lion.

32. Negativity of the world can't put you down

Entire water of the sea can't sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, negativity of the world can't put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.

33. The worst feeling in the world

The worst feeling in the world is knowing that You've been used and lied to...!