Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Related SMS

  1. Don't start your day with broken pieces

    2. Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every day is a fresh start Each day is a new beginning. Every morning we wake up is the first day of our new life. ~ Good Morning ~

  2. Start & End New Year With Happiness

    3. I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year.

  3. When do you want to start?

    4. Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months.

  4. Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

    5. Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

  5. May The Start Of New Year

    6. May The Start Of This New Year Not Just Be Another Change Of Calendars. Rather May It Be The Year That You Finally Make That Huge Leap Forward In Your Life. Wishing You A Happy New Year 2021!

  6. Packing start kar do

    7. Packing Start Kardoo, Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi, Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain, Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main, Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga

  7. Just like I was at the start

    8. Everyday I get more afraid Of giving my heart away Scared of what love will bring Too nervous to hear the words you’ll say I find myself lost in you Not sure if I want to be I see the looks that you give And wonder what you see in me I don’t want my […]

  8. Ankhon say barsat hoti hai

    9. Ankhon say barsat hoti hai, Jab bhi aap ki yaad saath hoti hai, Jub bhi buzy rahe mera mobile, Tou samajh laina aap ki salamti k liye, meri khuda say baat hoti hai

  9. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain

    10. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain Dil ki baatay hazar hoti hain Piyar may pata chal raha hay abb Kasay nindhay kharab hoti hain Zamana kuo dushman banta hay Kasa sunna baatay azab hoti hain Samajh may kuch nahi aata Sameer Aqal ki batay baykar hoti hain

  10. Dharaktay dil Ke peechay koi Baat Hoti Hai,

    11. Dharaktay dil Ke peechay koi Baat Hoti Hai, Dard-e-dil main Kisi Ki Yaad Hoti Hai, Aye dost tumhain Pata Ho na ho.. Par aapki Har Khushi K Piche Hamari Faryaad HoTi Hai.

  11. Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai

    12. Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai Gale mein uske khuda ki ajeeb barkat hai Wo bolta hai to ik roshni si hoti hai Kiran nikalne se pehle gulab dekhe hai Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai

  12. Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaj nahin hoti

    13. IQrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti, ankhainn bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaj nahi hoti

  13. Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai

    14. Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai, Kyu dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai, Chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai, Jabki chandni ki har raat uski mulakat hoti hai,.....

  14. Aankho se barsat hoti hai

    15. Aankho se barsat hoti hai, jab apki yaad sath hoti hai. Jab b busy rahe mera mobile, samjh lena apki salamti k liye meri khuda se baat hoti hai.

  15. Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti

    16. Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti, Dosti saza nahin hoti, Dosti me hoti he imandari, Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti, Dost jaan se pyara hota he, Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti

  16. Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai

    17. Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai Dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai Kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere Yahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai

  17. Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai

    18. Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai, Kabhi kabhi pyar men bewafai hoti hai, Hamare taraf hath badha kar to dekho, Pata chalega k dosti men kitani sacchai hoti hai.

  18. Toote khuwabo ki tasveer kab poori hoti hai

    19. Toote khuwabo ki tasveer kab poori hoti hai, chand taron k beech bhi doori hoti hai. dena to hume khuda sab kuch chahta hai, par uski bhi kuch majboori hoti hai..

  19. Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha

    20. Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha Per Hamarey SMS ki alag Shaan hoti ha Her kisi ko kartey nahi SMS Magar jis ko kartey hain us main Hamari Jaan hoti ha

  20. Thoray say andhairay say raat nahin hoti

    21. Chahne say har baat puri nahi hoti,  Thoray say andhairay say raat nahi hoti, Jo pasand hai sab say zyada, Unse kambakht mulakat nahi hoti.

  21. Zindgi kisi ki mohtaj nahi hoti

    22. zindgi kisi ki mohtaj nahi hoti dosti sirf jazbaat nahi hoti kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko, varna yu hi aapki humse mulakat nahi hoti.

  22. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti

    23. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti, Khuwabon mein bhi unse Mulaqat na hoti, Yeh Dil hi to har ek Ghum ki wajah hai, Yeh Dil hi na hota to koi baat hi na hoti.

  23. Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti

    24. Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti, Suraj k saath kabhi raat nahi hoti, Hum jise chahete hai jaan se bhi ziyadah, Saamne hote hain, par baat nahi hoti.

  24. Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti

    25. Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti, Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti, Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna, Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti

  25. jub naraz hoti ho

    26. k jub naraz hoti ho, meri jaan tum kbhi mujhsy.... main hansna bhool jata hun ! mujhy aansu nhi aaty , magr..!!!! aankhon k goshon main nammi mehsoos hoti hai, mujhy hr cheez main jana kami mehsoos hoti hai...!!

  26. Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti

    27. Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, zindagi ghamon se dur nahi hoti, ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

  27. Dhoop hoti hai suraj sey

    28. Dhoop hoti hai suraj sey, jalna zameen ko partaa hai, mohobbat hoti hai aap sey, tarapna hum ko parta hai..

  28. Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai

    29. Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. * Happy Diwali *

  29. Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti

    30. Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti, Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna, Meri dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahi hoti.

  30. Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti

    31. Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti Sath agar ho zindgi main doston ka To zindgi jannat se kum nahi hoti

  31. Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti

    32. Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahin hoti

  32. To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

    33. Chiraghon se agar andhere door hote, To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti, Kat sakti agar ye zindgi akailay, To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

  33. Ap Ki Kami Mehsoos Hoti Hai Kuch Is tarah

    34. Basa Hai Ankhoon Main Apka Chehra Is Tarah Gulab Main Khushbo Basi Hoti Hai Jis Tarah Namaz Parh Li Ho Aur Dua Na Mangi Ho Ap Ki Kami Mehsoos Hoti Hai Kuch Is tarah