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Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
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Side by side or miles apart, you are always on my mind and close to my heart!
For Women:To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. For Man:To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Happy Women's Day
Did You Know . . .? That "HEELS" Are Man's Invention . . . . . . To Make It Harder For A Woman To Run Away. ;)
This is just my way of saying that you are a very special Woman in my life! Thanks!
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. - Joseph Conrad
To the woman of my dream: Thankfully in my life. I now in my arms. Happy Women's Day!
I make this to give it to the most special woman in my life. Love you mom! Happy Women's Day
Woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty -- Rudyard Kipling
GIRLS Want To Look Perfect For A Bunch 0f Guys, But A WOMAN 0nly Wants To Look Beautiful For 0nly One Man
U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother..... so,.....Respect HER... She is a Woman! Happy Women's Day!
Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters, but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . . :-D
You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!
Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away.. Women are like Wi-Fi: She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one...
Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness . . . . . So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!
Men r very Kind & Women r very mean! "PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men But All men r ready 2 help unknown females.
Across the miles Comes this wish from me to say You are special! Happy Womens Day
As you set off for a new life together Here's wishing You smiles for every mile You cross together!
A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
The history of all times and of today especially, teaches that women will be forgotten if they forget to think about themselves -- Louise Otto
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Every Home, Every Heart, Every Feeling, Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete without you, Only you can complete this world . Happy Women's Day
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On this special day, celebrate life. Take a break from your busy schedule. Let your hair down, have fun and do what your heart says. Cause today is your day. Have a great Women's Day!
You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love! Sweetheart, you are so special to me! Happy Women's Day
Wishing you a day filled with goodness and warmth, Wishing you happiness... today and forever, Happy Women's Day!
Happy Women's Day! Wishing you a day as beautiful as you are!
Happy Women's Day to you A wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women's Day to you!
Today, remember that all life spring from you. Look at the world and smile that without you, life would have been impossible. Enjoy your day to the fullest. Happy Women's Day
This Women's Day resolve to... Get your choices right! In a nutshell... Have a fun-filled and Enjoyable Women's Day!
Wish you a very happy women's day Its you who's making the difference in so many lives and I am one of them. Have a wonderful day!
While v were learning to speak, our mom understood everythng v tried to say. Today v speak a lot & claim "mom,u don't understand!" How life changes.N so do WE.. Love & Respect all Women (mother, sister, friend, etc)