Number and Network

Hi,
My name is
€BUBBLI€

My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND

Number always OLD
But
Network always new

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    2. Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just don't switch off your Heart.!

  2. FriendShip is a network that needs

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  3. Your network tariff has changed!

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  4. Network busy number busy

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  5. Marital Life and Fight

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  6. Throw Butter

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  16. Improvements made in you

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  17. Difference between boyfriend and husband

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  18. New sim to surprise her husband

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  19. Wife said I'm dying

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  20. 5 funny facts of life

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  21. 3 Movie tickets

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  22. Difference between Husband & gadha

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  24. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

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  25. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

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  31. Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

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