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1. Friendship is a network that needs

Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just don't switch off your Heart.!

2. FriendShip is a network that needs

FriendShip is a network that needs.. NO Recharge! NO Roaming! NO Validity! NO activation! NO Signal prbms! Just don't switch off ur Heart...

3. Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

4. Network busy number busy

Network busy number busy No signal massage not sent‚ Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid So Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.

5. Marital Life and Fight

2nd day after wedding Bubbli- Mom I got in fight with my husband Anti Misba- It's part of marital life Bubbli- Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body

6. Throw Butter

Why did Bubbli throw a butter Out of the window? . . Cause Bubbli wanted to see Butterfly

7. Independance day date

Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want

8. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

9. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]

10. We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!

11. Girl wearing a very short skirt

A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend. Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress? Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.

12. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

13. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

14. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

15. Beware of unknown number

Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]

16. Improvements made in you

After Our Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, "I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You:P"

17. Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

18. New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

19. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

20. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

21. 3 Movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

22. Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

23. Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

24. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

25. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

26. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

27. Girlfriend said i'm pregnant

Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

28. Asked for a kiss

Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Karlo :p Just do it :p

29. Grammar freak girl ...

A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend " You Are As Useless As. . . . . . . ''AY'' In ''OKAY'' :P

30. The are all the same person

Every Girl Has Her Bestfriend, Her Boyfriend, And Her Love. If She Is Lucky, They Are All The Same Person.!!

31. Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

32. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

33. Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday