Pakistan ka qaumi phal

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1. Pakistan, Pakistan & mera paigham pakistan

Deeply patriotic Urdu Pakistan Independence Day SMS tracing the nation's existence back through generations of prayer, sacrifice, and the courage of its people. Khuda ki khaas rehmat hai buzurgun ki bashaarat hai kayee nasloun ki qurbaani kaye nasloun ki mehnat hai asaasa hai jiyaaloun ka shaheedoun ki amaanat hai jab hee tareekh ne rakha hai […]

2. Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon

Sharp satirical Pakistan Independence Day SMS scolding youth for staying quiet on the national holiday while they flood the inbox for Valentine's Day. Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon, Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho aur sub ko wish karo. . . "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"

3. I love PAKISTAN

A playful Roman Urdu acrostic that spells PAKISTAN with girls' names. I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN

4. Pakistan Zindabad

A patriotic message about Pakistan, where war is not fought with weapons but with the prayers of mothers. People thinks war is a Competition Between Weapons, People, Forces or Nation, But its a Battle of PRAYERS before ALLAH between Our Mothers and Thier Mothers. The Question is, Whose SON will come back with Flag in […]

5. Pakistan ne jo atom bomb

Teacher's trick question about Pakistan's 'bomb' that India turned into a pencil; the students answer: Adnan Sami. Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana dia uska naam kia hay ? STUDENTS:- (ADNAN SAMI) :-p

6. Made in Pakistan

A chain joke about a car improved by every country — with a Pakistani ending. Americans make a car & 2 get some touch ups They snd it 2 Japan & they add a faster engine Thn Japan sent it 2 UK Who then added tinted windows Who thn sent d car to China. They […]

7. Free Calls To Pakistan

Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]

8. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

A short punchline about the one thing that reliably makes Pakistanis happy every two hours, even if only briefly. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."

9. What PAKISTAN means ?

Do you know what Pakistan means? No?? ok let me tell you P->Perfect A->Aimbitious K->Kool I->Islamic S->Super T->Talented A->Able N->Nation Happy Independence Day

10. In pakistan survey was done

In pakistan survey was done: How many girls want to meet with Saquib Survey repot 5% says yes 0% says no 95% says kuhawab maat dikhao Humari aise kismat kaha

11. Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity

12. Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule... Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide???

13. Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in. Same problem occurred […]

14. If you are ........ Congrats u r Pakistan

If:- R u emotionally dumbed Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI!

15. New quomi tarana of Pakistan

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko, muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko! Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash […]

16. The fruit of silence is PRAYER

The fruit of silence is PRAYER The fruit of prayer is FAITH The fruit of faith is LOVE The fruit of love is SERVICE The fruit of service is PEACE

17. Vacancy available

Now hiring: one true friend. No experience needed. Salary paid in never-ending love. Apply by SMS. Vacancy available post = true friend Ability = (loving & caring) Experience= (not required) Duty = (two sms daily) Salary= (never ending love) To Applu.. Send a sweet SMS

18. Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

A girl negotiates dress prices in kisses at a shop — then informs the shopkeeper her grandmother will be paying the bill. Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

19. Memon and banana shopkeeper

Memon bargains so hard at a fruit stall that he ends up buying the banana peel without the fruit. Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

20. Meri taraf se eid mubarak

Funny Roman Urdu Eid SMS that lists a stream of random Pakistani brand names before landing on the actual Eid Mubarak. Sufi soap Lado soap Robin neel Kashmir banaspati Habib cooking oil Dalda banaspati Metro milan agarbatti 7up, pepsi, team, sprite, Dew, National chat masla, Surf excel, Arial, Tapal, Lipton tea Walls ice cream AUR […]

21. Easiest ways to Die

Easiest ways to Die, 1.Have a cigerrate daily U'll die 10 years early 2.Have drink daily, U'll die 30 years early 3.Love some1 truely U'll die daily.

22. True saying about women.....

True saying.... Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.

23. Right decision, Experience, Wrong decision

What is the secret of success? Right decisions, how do you make Right decisions? Experience, how do you get experience? Wrong decision.

24. Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD

Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD, no network or battery problem, always good signal & all messages sent. Make prayer a habit and remember me in your prayer.

25. Khatarnak game

Two girls discuss which game is the most dangerous, and the answer is less about sport and more about company. Ek larki dosri se...!!! Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..? 2nd girl; Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey, Khass kar andhery main

26. Daur-e-Zardari hai

A rhyming political SMS that pins every problem — corruption, looting, loss of national dignity — squarely on the Zardari era in Pakistan. Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Q k izzat […]

27. Lohri khushian naal manao

Warm Punjabi Lohri SMS with sesame, jaggery, kites, and a prayer for a life full of peace and daily happiness. Mitha gurh te vich mil gia til, uddi ptang te khil geya dil, har pal sukh te har din shanti pao, rab agge dua, tusi "Lohri" khushian naal manao. 'HAPPY LOHRI'

28. Plus(+) symbol is made with 2 minus

"The plus symbol is made with 2 minus symbols!" So all NEGATIVE things can B shaped as positives by our SMART work & POSITIVE thinking!

29. Meri umar beet jaye

Girl asks her lover for a letter she could spend her whole life reading; he sends back an indecipherable wall of symbols. Girl:aisa khat likh sajna, meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay. Boy: (i=0oi>xE'I1i+: e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@'e*, e(P+>i*

30. Why student fails ?

A humorous calculation proving that students have almost no days left to study. WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, […]

31. Namaz k "10" faiday

Roman Urdu SMS enumerating ten named benefits of daily prayer, from facial light to protection from hellfire. Practical and motivating. Namaz k "10" faiday 1,Chehray ki nooraniat 2,Dil ka noor 3,Jism ki rahat 4,Qabr me sathi 5,Nuzuley rehmat ka zareya, 6,Aasmanu ki chabi 7,mezane hi sab ka wazn 8,Allah ki raza 9,Jannat ki qeemat 10,aag […]

32. Aik baat bataon raaz ki

A long list of ideal-girl qualities in Roman Urdu — modest, fresh, moonlit, fragrant, well-mannered, punctual in prayer — ending with a wink about 'only yours.' aik baat bataon raaz ki karo us larki sey asshqi jis k chehre pey ho sadgi sanso main ho taazgi chandni ho chand kee raani ho wo raat ki […]

33. 1 ghar main twins paida howay

Mother-in-law's take on twins: children are now too scared to face Pakistan's problems alone, so they arrive in pairs. 1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.