You are ULLU

Insult SMS

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

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  1. Ullu ka patta

    2. A teenage boy turns down a comfortable room out of propriety, meets an attractive girl in the morning, and realizes too late who she is. A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home. Aunty: Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me Boy: […]

  2. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

    3. Grammar class joke: teacher asks what 'Pappu' is in the sentence about Pappu not talking to girls — a student nails the insult. Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

  3. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

    4. An angry boss asks if you've ever seen an owl, watches you look down, then tells you to look up — and meet one. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

  4. Main ullu ka patha ...!

    5. A boy insists on sleeping on the sofa instead of his host's son's room — and deeply regrets his decision come morning. 1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay […]

  5. Lovely SMS for a Lovely Person

    6. Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from Lovely Friend For a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time from a Lovely Mind in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style to wish you Have a Lovely "BirthDay"

  6. Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

    7. A classroom roll-call joke where Pappu, Bablu, and Tinku all answer — and the silence after "Ullu" tells you exactly who should be pressing the button. Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa

  7. Lovely roses and Lovely you..

    8. Lovely roses and Lovely you.. and Lovely r the things u do.. but the loveliest is the friendship of the two ....one is ME and other is YOU.

  8. I love your smile

    9. A compliment about your smile with an insult hiding in the color choice. Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

  9. Cherish your visions and your dreams

    10. Cherish your visions and your dreams, as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. (Napoleon Hill)

  10. Happy Womens Day my girl

    11. Feel special, unique, on top of the world.. its your day!! Happy Womens Day my girl

  11. Your love is unique and special

    12. Your love is unique and special, When you follow only your heart but not reasons, not rules, not what others saying, not even your own mind !!!!

  12. Man seem to love fruit salad

    13. Women are like fruits Every woman has her own unique taste & color The problem is the men They seem to love fruit salad

  13. Ultimate Truth of Love

    14. Ultimate Truth of Love Love Is What ... Can Be Felt Not Told It Can Be Given Not Sold It Comes When You Least Expect It & Leaves You When You Most Need It ...

  14. Lovely Christmas Wishes for Friends & Loved Ones

    15. Lovely Christmas wishes for your partner, your best friend and the people you miss this season. Our original X-mas wish comes first, then pick one that fits who you are texting. Lovely Christmas wishes I wish U Lovely X-masI wish U Favorable "I wish U Enjoyable "U shall not Lack in this X-masthy Lord shall […]

  15. Every human has four endowments

    16. Every human has four endowments self-awareness, conscience, independent will and creative imagination. These give us the ultimate human freedom... The power to choose, to respond, to change. (Stephen Covey)

  16. U r unique, u r caring

    17. U r unique U r caring & U r the best‚¦. N Im d luckiest to Have U in my life! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

  17. Sunday Is A Special Day

    18. Sunday Is A Special Day, Unique In Its Own Way, Having Lots Of Enjoyment And Fun. May You Have A Delightful Sunday So That You Are Energized For The Coming Week.

  18. Ultimate Message Worth Sharing

    19. Ultimate Message Worth Sharing: -Before You Say I Can'T, Make Sure You'Ve Tried. -Before You Let Doubts Stop You, Confront Them With Facts. -Before Fear Holds You Back, Go Forward With Faith. -Before You Believe Others Are Better, Show Them What A Winner You Are. -Before You Dismiss Your Dreams, Wait Until They'Ve Come True. […]

  19. Unique character like SALT

    20. Salt is never noticed until it's gone — then everything tastes wrong. Be that kind of person: quietly essential. Always have a unique character like SALT, It's presence is not felt but it's ABSENCE makes all things "TASTELESS"

  20. Life is 5 star

    21. Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is the REAL STAR

  21. 7 Angels came 2 Me

    22. 7 Angels came 2 Me & asked 4 the most Inteligent, Smart, Nice, Sweet, Noble and Well Groomed Person. So I gave Them Your Address . . . . .. Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

  22. Interviewee; What is your date of birth?

    23. Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year? Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

  23. Wish you Happy Diwali

    24. Short warm Hindi Diwali SMS from all of us, wishing the reader's life never falls short of happiness. Har dam khushiya ho sath, Kabhi daman na ho Khali Hum sab Ke taraf se, Wish you Happy Diwali.

  24. Cut ego not relations

    25. When things have gotten tense and someone needs to be the bigger person first. A short nudge toward choosing the relationship over pride. Short but nice lines: When nails are growing, We cut our nails, Not fingers Similarly when EGO is rising, We should cut EGO, Not RELATIONS.

  25. Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah

    26. Roman Urdu SMS using brand names — Cadbury, Closeup, Fair & Lovely — as lighthearted templates for how to live well. Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah; Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah; BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah; Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah; aur smart raho MERI TARAH (H);

  26. Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

    27. Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

  27. Short thing gets longer

    28. A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole What is it? Click here for answer!

  28. I will tell about your personality

    29. A fun riddle SMS where you pick a number and get told something about your personality. Choose any number below, I will tell about your personality I will give you answer after your reply 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 00 Reply is must.

  29. What does ILU means?

    30. What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they... I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

  30. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

    31. A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you. 2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? […]

  31. Nothing to offer u

    32. I have nothing to offer u in this world. Its only my.. . . . . LOVELY FRIENDSHIP .. . . Chalegi na ?

  32. A lovely thing about Christmas

    33. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

  33. Joy on christ, Love on mas

    34. Joy was on Christ, Love was on mas, so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season. merry x mas and happy new year