Government is like a baby

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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    2. Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule... Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide???

  2. Always Be Like A Baby

    3. Always Be Like A Baby Because The Baby Does not know About its Past As Well its Future But He Enjoys Every Second of His Life.....!!!

  3. Johnson's baby shampoo

    4. I wish every relationship come with the same tag as Johnson's baby shampoo NO MORE TEARS.. ^_^

  4. Happy New Year Baby!

    5. Send Me Some Loving, Add A Kiss Or Two To The Mail. I Am Yearning and Longing For You To Come On Home. Even though you’re Miles Across The World. I Feel So Happy like You’re Right Here I Can’t Stop Thinking about You, Happy New Year Baby!

  5. Always call ur loved ones

    6. Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are... This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between u!

  6. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

    7. What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

  7. I don't make jokes

    8. I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

  8. Happy Halloween

    9. A black baby was given a set of wings by God. The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel". God laughed and replied, "Nah niggah u is a bat!" Happy Halloween

  9. An extra sense is NON SENSE.

    10. Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.

  10. Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

    11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

  11. Bird of friendship

    12. ´´´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´ ´´´´´´´´´´´´,*¨¨,€¨¨*,´´´ ´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@€;€;;-€¦ ´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨€)€€-€€€€ ´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨* ´´´´´´´(,(**/*€¨€€¨¨* ´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨* ´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨€¨* ´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨* ´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨* ´´,(,***/*)¨*¨¨¨¨,¨* ´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨* ´)*/*)*)*¨¨* /**)**¨¨€\\)\\) */*¨¨¨¨,...)!))!).....,( €,¨¨¨¨_)--€--€------/_. I'm giving to you a bird of friendship now its ur responsibility to care it.

  12. Be slow in choosing a friend

    13. Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a sweet responsibility.

  13. What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?

    14. Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U.

  14. Girlfriend said i'm pregnant

    15. Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

  15. Love is when

    16. Love is when you find someone you can really be yourself with. That you can share anything with, like a best friend. It’s when you can’t even imagine what your life would be like without that person. When words don’t even come close to how you really feel, and even though it doesn’t make sense […]

  16. Hand grasps at hand

    17. Hand grasps at hand eye lights eye in good friendship and great hearts expands and grow one in te sense of this worlds life.

  17. After congregational eid prayer

    18. After congregational eid prayer, Sentiment reciprocated with deep sense of Gratitude and manifestation. Very very happy eid to you and your family

  18. Positive thought

    19. A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively

  19. Thousands of languages around this world

    20. Thousands of languages around this world but "smile" can beat them all. Because "Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak..

  20. Where u will reach tomorrow

    21. Every King was once a crying baby and every great building was once a map. It's not important where u r TODAY, BUT where you will reach TOMORROW is important.

  21. Mother's Day Message To Newly Married / Mother-To-Be!

    22. You're going to have a ball...and a baby!!! Happy Mother's Day To The Mother-To-Be!

  22. Happy Mother's Day!

    23. I know you can't resist them. I know they make you melt. I know this is the greatest that you may have ever felt. Those little smiles and sweet moments in time are what make you glad to say, "That baby is mine!" Happy Mother's Day!

  23. Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)

    24. Today's Reality : (Not A Joke) Big House But Small Family.! More Degrees But Less Common Sense. Advanced Medicine But Poor Health.! Touched Moon But Neighbours Unknown.! High Income But Less Peace Of Mind.! High IQ But Less Emotions.! Good Knowledge But Less Wisdom.! Lots Of Human Beings But Less Humanity.! Many Comedians,But None Are.. […]

  24. First mother's day message to new mother

    25. This is your first Mother's Day and it will be special, no doubt. You will enjoy a new feeling and that love you feel for baby you will never be without! Happy First Mother's Day!

  25. Angry wife to her husband

    26. An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

  26. Sending failed

    27. girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]

  27. HAVE CONFIDENCE, TRUST & HOPE

    28. CONFIDENCE Once, all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an Umbrella, that's Confidence TRUST Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air,he laughs because he knows you will catch […]

  28. Altered definitions of student life

    29. This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]

  29. The return of phoolan devi (bb)

    30. On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! "The return of phoolan devi", Directed by Condi Rice, Scripted in London & Produced by GHQ. Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto), Character Actor:Musharraf Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel. Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie, Dancer: Sherry, Music: MQM & Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

  30. Politics is the gentle art of....

    31. Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

  31. Any party which takes credit for the rain

    32. Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow

  32. Promising young man should go into politics

    33. A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

  33. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    34. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala