Journey of a thousand miles

Funny SMS

A famous motivational quote gets deflated with modern-day common sense.

A Journey Of A Thousand
Miles Begins With A Single Step.

Then,
You Get In A Car
And Go To The Airport.

It Doesn't Take That Long :p

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