Agree With The Dictionary

Agree With The Dictionary.

Boys Before Girls,

Partying Before Studying

&

Friends Before Love

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  1. Dictionary is the only place

    2. Dictionary is the only place where Death comes before Life, Success before Work, Divorce before Marriage, But Friend come before Relative.

  2. No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

    3. Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D

  3. Meaning of thanks

    4. Do u know the meaning of Thanks? It means.. T-ten H-hugs A-and N-nine Ks-kisses thats why girls always says Thanks to boys And boys say.. its my pleasure :-)

  4. Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

    5. Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

  5. Girls look beautiful because....

    6. Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because

  6. Love has no age....

    7. Someone Asked Shakespeare: "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?" He Showed Him A Calendar N Said "A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age" Love Has No Age. -MORAL: Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

  7. The latest slogn of boys

    8. The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education

  8. A boys eye / girls heart

    9. A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

  9. Reason for girls to live longer

    10. Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does

  10. When girls wear tight fittings

    11. UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!

  11. When somebody who is deeply in love

    12. When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That's true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind

  12. HaPpY Eid MubariK

    13. HaPpY Eid MubariK I know its too early... but l have hundreds of boys and pretty girls to wish... So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!

  13. Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

    14. In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

  14. Only 20% boys have brains.

    15. Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends:p

  15. Love described in detail for medical students

    16. Medical Question: Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail. Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated. Types: 1 Way And 2 Way. Age: Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any […]

  16. How to settle abroad?

    17. How to settle abroad? For Boys: Study hard Get good grades Appear in ielts n toefl Apply for student visa Wait for the call Appear in the interview Get admission in a university Get good grades Search for a job Work hard, earn well to settle For Girls: Marry this guy

  17. Believe this lie, it's really true

    18. 1 fine morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys woke up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Took out their swords & shot each other, One deaf pliceman heard the noise & Killed the 2 dead boys Beleive this lie, it's really true, Ask the blind beggar, he saw […]

  18. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

    19. Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]

  19. Biggest and most repeated internet lie

    20. The Biggest Internet Lie that we have all told at least once . . . . . "I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.." :-P :-D Lolzz

  20. Girls are like apples on trees.

    21. ‎Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top […]

  21. All girls r beautiful n boys innocent

    22. All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare) All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare'S Wife)

  22. Attitude of girls

    23. Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. "i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->

  23. True friends are rare to find

    24. True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon

  24. Why do we need friends?

    25. Why do we need friends? We need friends for many reasons, al throughout the four seasons. We need friends to comfortus when we are sad, and to have fun with us when we are glad. We need friends to give us good advice. we need someone we can count on to treat us nice. We […]

  25. Comfort and growth

    26. We Get Comfort From Those Who Agree With Us, But We Get Growth From Only Those Who Disagree With Us..

  26. Sitting on the top of mountain

    27. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

  27. Happy New Year's Eve Wish

    28. Remove Hate, Lust, Jealousy, Grudge, Animosity, Greed from your dictionary this new year's eve and replace them with Love, Commitment, Support, Compassion, Honesty and Contentment Here is wishing you a very Happy New Year

  28. If u like my SMS

    29. If u like my SMS, it means I'm smart If you save, U agree I'm smart If u forward, U spread that I'm smart & If u delete, u r jealous, because I'm smart.

  29. Many things from friends

    30. I've learned many things from my Friends They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity They gave me money when I'm empty in college canteen They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I'm leaving them They love me They care me n I love them too.. But still I've a complaint Still […]

  30. All boys r d same

    31. For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same" should be asked; Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P

  31. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

    32. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college

  32. Impossible is a word

    33. Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

  33. We r just friends yar

    34. Shakspear said, "A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever." Lincoln said, "Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love." Wrdswrth said, "Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U." Jackie Chan said, "Love is a everlasting Friendship." Michael Jackson said,"If 1 can […]