No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D

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    2. Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

  2. A WORD of....

    3. A WORD of.... DID is a word of ACHIEVEMENT WONT is a word of RETREAT MIGHT is a word of BEREAVEMENT CANT is a word of DEFEAT OUGHT is a word of DUTY TRY is a word of each HOUR WILL is word of BEAUTY But CAN is the word of POWER

  3. A word to say, a word to hear

    4. A word to say, a word to hear Even in Ur absence I feel U near Our relation is strong..hope it goes long we will remain the same till the life goes on!

  4. Agree With The Dictionary

    5. Agree With The Dictionary. Boys Before Girls, Partying Before Studying & Friends Before Love

  5. Dictionary is the only place

    6. Dictionary is the only place where Death comes before Life, Success before Work, Divorce before Marriage, But Friend come before Relative.

  6. Impossible to live without love

    7. ~Love~ We think abt it. Sing abt it, Dream abt it & Loose sleep worrying abt it When we dnot know we have It, we search for it . When we discover it, we dont Know wh8 to do wid it . When we have it, we fear Loosing it. Its d constant source Of […]

  7. Shortest word is I.

    8. Shortest word is I. Sweetest word is LOVE. Cutest person is U.

  8. Progress is impossible without change

    9. Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. -George Bernard Shaw

  9. I am on mission impossible

    10. I'm on a mission! Mission to make u cute, 2 make u beautiful, 2 make u smart, 2 make u genious. . . . . in short. . . . MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

  10. Impossible to explain how much I love you

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  11. The Word 'Hello' means ...

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  12. A helping word to one in trouble

    13. A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity.

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    14. Read each word Reversely: A' suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW '...ylesreveR

  14. The most beautiful word is ALLAH

    15. The most beautiful word is ALLAH, Most beautiful song is AZAN, Best exercise is NAMAZ, World perfect book is QURAN, And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

  15. You - d most important word

    16. 5 greatest words : I dun wanna lose U. 4 pleasant words : I care for U. 3 sweet words : I admire U. 2 wonderful words : Miss U. 1 most important word : “U‚

  16. Explain the word "Automatically"

    17. Explain the word "Automatically" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? nahin pata? OK ok I will explain agar koi ganji larki rakshay main baithi ho to us ko kehte hain "Auto_me_takli"

  17. Don't mix bad word with your bad mood

    18. Don't mix bad word with your bad mood, you will have many opportunities to change a mood, But, you will never get opportunity to change the words.

  18. I'm on a mission! Mission to avoid You, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

    19. I'm on a mission! Mission to avoid You, To forget You, To not to talk to You, To not to think about You anymore... . . . . . . . . . In short... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

  19. Some hurt by word some by action

    20. Some people hurt by words & some by action... But the biggest hurt i believe is that someone ignoring u when u value them bigger than anything else!

  20. Failure has positive feedback

    21. Every failure has sOme pOsitive feedback.. FOr Example, Type the wOrd 'Rejected' In dictiOnary mOde..See what u get. It's Amazing!

  21. Main na mil sakon jo tum se

    22. Main na mil sakon jo tum se, meri justujo na karna Tumhain meri hi qasam hay, meri arzoo na karna Mujhy jis se thi muhabbat, use thi ajab si adat Kabhi mounh phair lena, kabhi guftugo na karna Maine chaha tha kisi ko, mera haal kya hay dekho Jo kiya qusoor maine, wo tum kabhi […]

  22. Wafa ruswa nahi karna...

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  23. Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

    24. Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho? Friend : B.A. Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦

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    25. Kaha tha tum say...mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab ki bar tum koi bhi sawal na karna Din raat kat rahey hein ab to ussi k khyal mein wo lamhein wo ratein,unko yaad bar bar na karna Zindagi tanha hi […]

  25. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

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  27. Sardar going to shikaar

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  29. Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney

    30. Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

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