If u like my SMS

Misc SMS Jokes

A meta SMS chain that turns deleting it into a sign of jealousy.

If u like my SMS,
it means I'm smart

If you save,
U agree I'm smart

If u forward,
U spread that I'm smart

&

If u delete,
u r jealous, because I'm smart.

Related SMS

  1. Never hate people

    2. A reminder that jealousy from others means they see something in you worth envying. Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy. They are people who think that you are better than them.

  2. Mominon Ramadan qareeb hai

    3. Ramadan is coming — a public service announcement asking everyone to forward their saved jokes, pictures, and girls' numbers before deleting them in piety. Momino! RAMADAN Qareeb Hai.. Aap Sab Se Request Hai K Apnain Mobile Me Save Jokes, Pics, Girls No's Delete Karnai Se Pehle Mujhey send Karen..

  3. Every tear is a sign of brokenness

    4. Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is sign of lonliness, every smile is sign of kindness, every sms is sign of remembrance. Miss you always.

  4. Complex with difficult explanations

    5. Every tear is a Sign of . . . . Cutting Onions! Every Silnce is a Sign of . . . . . Zero balance! Every Smile is a Sign of . . . . Daily Brushing! . . . . . Life is so Simple Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations

  5. Mother is an abbreviation of

    6. "M" is for the million things she gave me, "O" means only that she's growing old, "T" is for the tears she shed to save me, "H" is for her heart of purest gold, "E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining, "R" means right, and right she'll always be.

  6. So whats your reply on Hug Day ?

    7. If you read, you owe me a HUG, if you delete,you Owe me a kiss, if you save,you owe me a DATE, if you return text msg to me, you OWE me All, but if you ignore, you are MINe! So what will you do?

  7. Jo jita wo sikandar

    8. Chain-SMS format: forward it for a magic hug; fail to forward and get kissed by a monkey instead. jo jita wo sikandar jo haare wo jail ke Ander, jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi, jo na bheje usko BANDAR ki pappi..... ***** ((@..@)) ( * )

  8. Good friends r lyk softwares

    9. Good Friends are like software. They enter ur life; scan ur problems; edit ur tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries and save u in their heart!

  9. Corporate Lessons

    10. Corporate Lessons "We will do it" Means "U will do it." "U have done a great job" Means "More work will be given to u." "We r a team" Means "I am not the only one to be blamed." "That is a good question" Means "I do not know anything about it." "All the best […]

  10. A good Friend is like a computer

    11. A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

  11. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

    12. Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

  12. Wonderful New Year Wishes

    13. When The Clock Strikes Twelve On December 31st, People All Over The World Cheer And Wish Each Other A Very Happy New Year. For Some, This Event Is No More Than A Change Of A Calendar. For Others, The New Year Symbolizes The Beginning Of A Better Tomorrow. So, If You Look Forward To A […]

  13. Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai

    14. A chain-style message asking you to forward it to a cartoon for Tom and Jerry's anniversary — the sender already did their part. Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai un ki yaad mein plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor send karo, me ne apna farz pura ker dia. ab […]

  14. My smile doesn't always mean...

    15. Not every smile means happiness. Sometimes it means holding on. Sometimes it means tired of crying. My SMILE ... Doesn't always mean "I m Happy ..." Sometimes It Means "I Can Manage ..." And Sometimes It Just Means "I m Tired Of Crying ..."

  15. Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit

    16. Upbeat Roman Urdu New Year greeting praying for doubled happiness, deleted trouble, and a year so good it earns the tag 'super-duper hit'. Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double, Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble, Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit, Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

  16. Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics

    17. A quote about politics: those too smart to take part end up governed by those who aren't. Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

  17. Biggest and most repeated internet lie

    18. The Biggest Internet Lie that we have all told at least once . . . . . "I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.." :-P :-D Lolzz

  18. Agree With The Dictionary

    19. Agree With The Dictionary. Boys Before Girls, Partying Before Studying & Friends Before Love

  19. Morning is not only sunrise

    20. Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of GOD that defeats the darkness & spread light. May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.! "Good Morning"

  20. Hum dono main cute kon?

    21. Playful Roman Urdu SMS that hands the recipient every compliment — cute, smart, dashing — then takes them all back with a punchline. Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...?

  21. If "special"means lovings, caring & dear,

    22. If "special"means lovings,caring & dear, If"special"means thoughtful too & if"special"means tender,gentle & kind, then special surely means U !

  22. 143 means ???

    23. 143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

  23. Wanna do more than exist

    24. The only thing I really wish to do with my life is to inspire someone. I want to touch someone’s life so much that they can genuinely say that if they have never met me then they wouldn’t be the person they are today. I want to save someone; save them from this cold, dark […]

  24. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka

    25. Urdu SMS that puts it plainly: we showed our side of this friendship. Now it's your turn to reply or delete. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka, Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do, Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg, Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.

  25. Comfort and growth

    26. People who agree with you give comfort. People who disagree with you give growth. You need both. We Get Comfort From Those Who Agree With Us, But We Get Growth From Only Those Who Disagree With Us..

  26. Naujawanon come forward.

    27. Captain calls nine young men forward; Sardar refuses to move — he was number ten so only nine were called. Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line!

  27. Itna Daraowna khuwab?

    28. A chain of romantic images — heart, pain, dream, face — that ends in horror when the face in the dream turns out to be yours. Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap

  28. Its time for Eid and lots of fun

    29. When the sun has set, and day is done- I"ll break this chain, but only one. By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone! It"s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

  29. Rumors are ...

    30. R u m o r s Are Carried By H a t e r s , Spread By F o o l s And Accepted By I d i o t s ... !

  30. Friendship is like SMS

    31. Love is like a missed call — gone when you reach for it. Friendship is an SMS that stays until you delete it. Love is like "missed call". It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like "sms" Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its upto […]

  31. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    32. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  32. Sometimes saying sorry is most difficult

    33. Sorry is the hardest word to say but the cheapest way to save the most expensive thing you have. Sometimes saying sorry is the most difficult thin on earth... But its the cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called Relationship..!!!

  33. When a girl on facebook

    34. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]