Rumors are ...

Misc SMS Jokes

R u m o r s
Are Carried By
H a t e r s ,

Spread By
F o o l s

And

Accepted By
I d i o t s ... !

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  1. I love hearing rumors about myself

    2. I love hearing rumors about myself, most of the time, its stuff I didn't even know about myself.

  2. Morning is not only sunrise

    3. Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of GOD that defeats the darkness & spread light. May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.! "Good Morning"

  3. Thoughts On Men

    4. Thoughts On Men Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

  4. What kisses mean?

    5. What kisses mean! KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=.... lets not get carried away!

  5. If u like my SMS

    6. If u like my SMS, it means I'm smart If you save, U agree I'm smart If u forward, U spread that I'm smart & If u delete, u r jealous, because I'm smart.

  6. May the divine light of diwali

    7. May the divine light of diwali spread into your Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health.

  7. Accepting diwali gifts

    8. This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts By Cash, Cheques & Credit Card etc Avoid last day rush. Send now! P.S: if you are late, better late than never so don't worry late gifts accepted as well ;)

  8. There are no limits

    9. If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. (Bruce Lee)

  9. Happiness is a perfume.

    10. Happiness is a perfume. You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself. So always be happy to make others happy !

  10. Welcome New Year Into Our Hearts ..

    11. Wishing You A Happy New Year.. Welcome New Year Into Our Hearts .. Into The Soul Of Our Bodies.. Into The Center Of Our Minds.. May We Continue To Helpful To Others And May The Kindness Spread Like A Wildfire

  11. Heart is like a crystal preserve it,

    12. Heart is like a crystal preserve it, love is like a perfume spread it, feelings are like flood flow it, Friendship is like umbrella come lets share it.

  12. No one sets the limit for u

    13. Ur sky is as much as u'd want to reach, ur life is as lonely as u'd like to make; Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel, ur nite is as long as you decide to wake. No one sets the limit for u, no one can etch the span of the […]

  13. Welcome New Year 2020

    14. Welcome New Year.. May You Bring Extreme Joy To The Heart Of All People Young Of Small.. May Love And Comfort Continue Out The New Year And Spread Like A Virus To Other People Around Us

  14. Living for Others is the Rule of Nature

    15. Nothing in the nature lives for itself Rivers don't drink their own water Trees don't eat their own fruit Sun doesn't give heat for itself Moon doesn't ever go on honeymoon Flowers don't spread fragrance for themselves Moral: Living for Others is the Rule of Nature

  15. Last sun of 2020

    16. This is last evening of 2020 Last sun of 2020 Has spread its shine On earth, Feel remaining Moments of last day, Scatter happiness Best of luck for 2020

  16. Wonderful New Year Wishes

    17. When The Clock Strikes Twelve On December 31st, People All Over The World Cheer And Wish Each Other A Very Happy New Year. For Some, This Event Is No More Than A Change Of A Calendar. For Others, The New Year Symbolizes The Beginning Of A Better Tomorrow. So, If You Look Forward To A […]

  17. When a girl on facebook

    18. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

    19. World Environment Day (WED) is a day for awareness of the environment and enhances political attention and public action. It is on 5 June 2020. Peoples search & shares World Environment Day SMS, World Environment Day Slogans, World Environment Day Themes, world environment day 2020 slogan, world environment day 2020 themes, , and world environment […]

  19. When is Mother's Day?

    20. When is Mother's Day in 2020/2020? A:-Mother's Day 2020 is on May 11, Sunday Origin / History of Mother's Day! Mothers Day is celebrated in several country across the globe though the month and date on which Mother's Day is celebrated in different countries varies. Most countries celebrate Mothers Day on second Sunday in the […]

  20. Content Policy

    21. SMS4Smile Content Policy Here at SMS4Smile we try our level best to post fresh and latest SMS messages, jokes and quotes. As for quotes reference to author (where known) is given at the end or mentioned as unknown author. Quotes / Quotations If you feel any of the quote here belongs to you, or if […]

  21. Have you caught the thief

    22. Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief? Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What? Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where? Sharef : On my cheeks.

  22. So please keep active my Heart

    23. Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...! Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...! Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...! So please keep my active Heart...!

  23. Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai

    24. Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai, Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai, Socha ab aapkomessage na karain, Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.

  24. Meaning of thanks

    25. Do u know the meaning of Thanks? It means.. T-ten H-hugs A-and N-nine Ks-kisses thats why girls always says Thanks to boys And boys say.. its my pleasure :-)

  25. Love described in detail for medical students

    26. Medical Question: Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail. Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated. Types: 1 Way And 2 Way. Age: Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any […]

  26. Head & Neck of the family

    27. It is said that Husband is the head of the family, But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)

  27. I will think about it

    28. When a married man says- "I'll think about it", What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P Lolz

  28. Cheat via skype

    29. Facebook Skype: Now Married People Can Cheat Via Skype While Watering Their Crops 0n FarmVille .. =D

  29. Kitchen has he in it

    30. Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It. So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich. Sincerely, Girls. =P

  30. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

    31. Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]

  31. Until facebook

    32. I Hadn't Realized Until Facebook That Most Of My Friends Are Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

  32. 6 & 17 years old boy

    33. ‎6 year old boy : I love you mom !!! Mom : awww..! I love you too! . . . . 17 year old boy : I love you mom! Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d

  33. GIRLS STUPIDITY!!

    34. GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p