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1. Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.

2. 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

3. Good / bad news after wife accident

A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]

4. Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

5. ATM Jammed because of ...

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)

6. World shortest jokes

Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P

7. When Is Teachers' Appreciation Day 2020?

When is teacher appreciation day? Teacher Appreciation Day also referred as "Teachers Day" is Celebrated in the month of September at 8 different countries on different dates. For instance, Teachers' Day in India will be celebrated on 3rd May 2020, whereas it's celebrated in China on 10th September.

8. Bachelor or Married again

Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]

9. Past year performance repeated.

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

10. When is friendship day 2020?

Friendship Day is celebrated every year, on the first Sunday of August. In 2020, it will be celebrated on 6th August. The day for the occasion was declared by the US congress in 1935. The occasion began as a small event, to commemorate the relation shared by friends. When Is Friendship Day In Future Year […]

11. When is Fathers Day 2020?

When is Fathers Day 2020? Father's Day 2020 will be celebrated on Sunday, 19th June 2020.It is celebrated on a variety of dates worldwide (beside third Sunday of June) to recognize the contribution that fathers and father figures make to the lives of their children. This day celebrates fatherhood and male parenting.

12. Happy birthday 2 u

Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats looks just like u!

13. Aur mujh hi say daman chura to na lo gay

Agar mein bata don mein kia chahti hon nazron say apni gira tou na doo gay Jo mein chahti hon, woh tub bhi na chaho Mujhey koi kari si saza tou na do gay Mein mohabbaton mein jabar ki qayal nahin hon Dil laga ker mujh ko bhula to na doo gay Jo mein bata […]

14. Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...

Breaking news by Geo : Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam karnay ka elaan... " Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha K light chali gai .

15. Good news for Karachi University students

Congratulations! Good news for Karachi University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

16. TEHREER MEIN THA

Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha, Koi chehra tha magar chaand ki tamseel mein tha, Yaad karta hu kahan bhool k aya hu usay, Aisa hi aks meri soch ki zambeel mein tha, Baat kia thi ye mujhe achi tarah yaad nahi, Haan aap ka zikr b tha aur bari tafseel […]

17. Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

18. Aatish-e-khamosh me jalta raha mein der tak

Alwida keh kar usey takta raha mein der tak, Aatish-e-khamosh me jalta raha mein der tak, Shehr ki veeraan galyoon me akela raat bhar, Ik musaafir ki tarha phirta raha mein der tak, Aasmaan par ek adhoora chand or bikhrey taarey, Intezaar-e-subhu me ginta raha mein der tak, Sochta hon kis liye bujhta chala jata […]

19. Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya,

Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya, koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya. chot lagi dil pe toh dhiyaan aaya, kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.

20. Saza khoob mili tum say dil laganay ki

Saza khoob mili tum say dil laganay ki, Nazar lagi hay meray pyaar ko zamanay ki.. Ab to qabar main say bhi nikal k kehtay hain meray haath, Hamain tou hasratain reh gayain tum galay laganay ki

21. Socha yaad na kar k thora tadpaye unko

Socha yaad na kar k thora tadpaye unko, kisi aur ka naam ley kar jalayain unko. Par koi chot unko lagi to dard hame hoga, ab koi ye bataye k kis tarah satayein unko.

22. Phir Piyaar Kisey Tum Kehtey Ho?

Kamosh Zabaan Ke Lafzon Mein Kuch Posheeda Si Baatein Hai In Posheeda Si Baaton Mein Kuch Chahat Ki Barsaatein Hain In Baaton Ko Hum Muddat Se Seenay Mein Chhupaye Bethey Hain Kuch Paaye Bina Kuch Kho Dena Ye Piyaar Mein Ham Ne Seekha Hai Sooraj Mein, Chand Sitaron Mein Har Shai Main Tumhi Ko Dekha […]

23. Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi

Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi, Zindagi mein ab teri Ibadat ke siva kuch nahi, Mein Tohfe mein tujhe kya pesh karu, Mere daman mein kaanton ke siva kuch nahi.

24. Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai

Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai Dil ki khwahish hai ke tumhay choo ker phir se dekhoon Faaslay itney bhi ho jaain gai sochha hi na tha Teray ehsas mein teri tasweer mein kab tak dekhoon Kaisey dorahey per khara hoon ke aqal sakit hai Dar hai pyaron sey judai ka, […]

25. Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagao gi, To mere pyar ko bay hisaab pao gi, Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar, Zara si thees lagi to dhundte reh jao gi.

26. Mohabbat bhi mausam ki tarah

Tum Mohabbat bhi Maosam Ki Tarha Nibhate Ho, Kabhi baraste Ho Kabhi ek boond Ko Tarsate Ho, Pal Mein Kehte Ho Zamane Mein Faqat Tere Hain, Pal Mein Izhaar-e-Muhabat Se Muker Jate Ho, Bhari Mehfil Mein Dushmano ki Tarah Milte Ho, Aur Duaaon Mein Mera Naam Liye Jate Ho, Dayar-E-Ghair Mein Mujh ko Talash karte […]

27. Ghamon mein Muskurana chahta hoon mein

Ghamon mein Muskurana chahta hoon mein, Tumhain bhula k ek Duniya basana chahta hoon mein, Magar naa jane kyun nikal aate hai Aansu, Jab bhi tumhe bhulana chahta hoon mein.

28. Have an ideal Christmas

Have an ideal Christmas; an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Valentine day 2020 will be celebrated on Tuesday 14 Feb 2020, it's celebrated every year around the world.As the increasing trends of mobile / cell phones, peoples have selected SMS / text messages as a medium to send valentine greetings,Valentine SMSHappy valentine's day sms,Valentine's day 2020 sms, valentine messages, valentine wishes, valentine text greetings, valentine […]

30. When is Teacher's Day ?

Teachers Day Is Celebrated In: India = 5 Sept Pakistan = 5 Oct China = 10 Sept Germany = 5 Oct Sri lanka = 6 Oct Malaysia = 16 May Newzealand = 29 Oct Brazil = 15 Oct

31. Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne

Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne, jis jis ke hath lagi muje jalaya usne, wo shama kya jise koi jalane wala na ho, wo insan hi kya jise koi chahne wala na ho...

32. Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai , Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai, Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

33. Memorable moment r celebrated together

Memorable moment r celebrated together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope this 2020 bring Happiness for you Dear.