50% of sardars are not donkeys

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A sardar protest joke where they celebrate a headline they clearly misread.

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

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