What is skeleton?

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A sardar interview joke redefining skeleton as someone who dieted too long.

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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