What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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    2. Three Skeletons Talking .. 1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World . 2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World . 3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-) Skeleton Shocked :-p Humsafar Rocked

  2. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

    3. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]

  3. Interviewee; What is your date of birth?

    4. Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year? Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

  4. Funny interview questions about IQ

    5. Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]

  5. Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

    6. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

  6. To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

    7. Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

  7. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    8. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  8. Earth may stop rotating

    9. Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing But I will never stop Missing you my friend.

  9. The report said, "DELIVERED"

    10. Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

  10. Face of love

    11. When ua've so much pain in ur heart, u want to cry.. Only person who can stop u from crying is exactly the same person who made u cry..

  11. 1st ever intelligent sardar.

    12. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

  12. A Teacher lecturing on population

    13. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

  13. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    14. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  14. Wishing the sweetest night to

    15. Wishing the sweetest night to a sweet natured person. May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight, Then u will remember that u forgot to wish me Good Night!

  15. Sardar going to shikaar

    16. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  16. A child after 3 month of marriage

    17. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

  17. Chemical symbols & sardar

    18. Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

  18. Sitting on the top of mountain

    19. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

  19. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

    20. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

  20. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    21. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  21. Is that a sun or moon

    22. A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

  22. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    23. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  23. Monkeys play football

    24. Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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  25. Sardar on phone:

    26. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  26. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

    27. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

  27. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

    28. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

  28. Taxi driver to sardar

    29. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  29. Sardar Joined a new job

    30. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

  30. Practical exam, and legs test

    31. In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

  31. A fantastic sentence

    32. A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop.. . "Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep Walking Towards your Goal"

  32. Fantastic sentence on Japanese bus stop

    33. A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanese Bus Stop.. . "Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep Walking Towards your Goal".

  33. Sardar : u will go to jail..

    34. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".