Three Skeletons Talking ..

Three Skeletons Talking ..

1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World .
2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World .
3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-)

Skeleton Shocked :-p
Humsafar Rocked

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