Bell kharab hay ...

Hindi Funny SMS

A suggested prank text claiming you've been outside for ages with a broken doorbell — and a reminder not to actually use it.

Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ...:p

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