Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Hindi Funny SMS

A beggar claps back at a stingy man who keeps saying 'come tomorrow' — turns out he's owed lakhs from all the tomorrows in this colony.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.

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