Want to slap someone ?

Misc SMS Jokes

Practical advice for slapping annoying people — blame the mosquito.

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

Related SMS

  1. Arguing with stupid people .. slapping urself

    2. Arguing with stupid people is like killing the Mosquito on your cheek. You might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself.

  2. He came at night, explored my body ....

    3. He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

  3. Disappointment and expectation

    4. Don't Blame People For Disappointing You Blame Yourself For Expecting Too Much From Them..!!

  4. Mosquito to say sorry

    5. At night if mosquito bites what to do..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just scratch n sleep again ! We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

  5. Mosquito & hen love story

    6. Love story! A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other. 1 day they kissed each other Hen died of dengue & Mosquito died of bird flu Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)

  6. What to do when mosquito bites?

    7. At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch N Sleep Again We R Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

  7. Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

    8. Attributed to Veena Malik: marital advice for when your wife isn't in the mood that turns out to be surprisingly practical. Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To, . . . Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre, . . . Bal K […]

  8. Life is nothing without LOVE

    9. Life is nothing without LOVE, Love is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional, yar just b practical So STOP loving and START Kissing.

  9. Help people... not beyond ur dignity

    10. I've learned.. I came alone and i've to go alone I've learned People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise I've learned. Extra care of anyone by you will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation I've learnd.. A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than anything […]

  10. Hamari yadoon ki khushboo ...

    11. A sentimental friendship poem about fragrance and memory — ends with practical advice: just keep your nose clean (literally). Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna, Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna "Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain" . . . bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

  11. Funny line for advise

    12. Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p

  12. Alphabetic advice for you

    13. Alphabet-structured life advice that sneaks in a self-promotion at the end. Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don't Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q […]

  13. If you are in love / broke up / single

    14. *If You Are In Love: -Get The Best Of It -Forget The Bad Things -Enjoy It Because Nothing Lasts Forever *If You Just Broke Up: -Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy -Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are There -Hug More People -Stop Listening To Music! It Only Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single […]

  14. If ever I was rude to u

    15. If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don't hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

  15. People don't always need advice.

    16. People don't always need advice. Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them. These line are really very heart touching, sometime we should understand the condition. Good Morning / Good Night

  16. I miss my friends

    17. I miss my Friends, When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other. Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters, Though stranger to me, they represnt a part of my life i lost somewhere, I miss my friends. I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are.

  17. Life main hamesha haste raho

    18. Advice to always laugh and sing in life — so people can immediately tell you're unmarried. Life me hamesha Haste raho, Muskurate raho, Gaate raho, Gungunate raho Taki tumhe dekhte hi log samajh jayen k tum 'UNMARRIED' ho.

  18. mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

    19. Advice on staying calm when people insult you with any number of names — until they call you beautiful, which crosses a line. Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna mazaq ki bhi koi had […]

  19. >---> Jaa meray mizail jaa

    20. A missile is launched at someone annoying — it comes back because the target has no brain to explode inside. >---> >---> Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

  20. he can blame none but himself

    21. A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if ones life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself.

  21. Any party which takes credit for the rain

    22. Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow

  22. No market for sorrows

    23. A very practical reality put into words by Shakespare: "There's no market for your sorrows in this world, so never advertise them"

  23. 2 Weeks of valentine

    24. Do you know that beside valentine day, the whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose, have a look at the list below:- 7 Feb Rose Day 8 Feb Propose Day 9 Feb Chocolate Day 10 Feb Teddy Day 11 Feb Promise Day 12 Feb Kiss Day 13 Feb Hug Day 14 Feb […]

  24. Nice smelling mosquitoes repellent

    25. A letter to technology complaining about the lack of nice-smelling mosquito repellent. Dear Technology, Its 2020 and we still don’t have a perfume/body-spray that smells nice and repels mosquitoes. I am really disappointed :-(

  25. Wife said I'm dying

    26. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  26. What is attachment and what it's not? [Funny Attachment Joke]

    27. A list of what attachment is not — with an unexpected and relatable twist ending. Attachment is not when two people chat day & night Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment But when the HR […]

  27. A junior needs a name

    28. Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

  28. Can we do romance in the midnight today

    29. Can we do romance in the midnight today? I'm in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.

  29. Funny Valentines Day Sms in Hindi

    30. Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS about a boy's 'I love you' meeting a slap and then a fist — proposal day gone wrong. 1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

  30. Propose Day Jokes in Hindi

    31. Funny Roman Urdu Propose Day joke SMS in which a boy's 'I love you' earns a slap and a promise of more. 1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai. Boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

  31. You make me miss you so much! :-)

    32. Whenever I miss you stars falls down from the sky,so any day, if you find the sky empty don't blame me!It's your fault You make me miss you so much! :-)

  32. In each single day

    33. In each single day we smile and laugh so many times. We never thank Allah after every smile but we do blame / complain Him for every tear we cry.

  33. A good leader is a person

    34. A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.