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Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

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  1. He came at night, explored my body ....

    2. He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

  2. Mosquito to say sorry

    3. At night if mosquito bites what to do..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just scratch n sleep again ! We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

  3. What to do when mosquito bites?

    4. At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch N Sleep Again We R Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

  4. Mosquito & hen love story

    5. Love story! A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other. 1 day they kissed each other Hen died of dengue & Mosquito died of bird flu Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)

  5. If ever I was rude to u

    6. If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don't hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

  6. 2 Weeks of valentine

    7. Do you know that beside valentine day, the whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose, have a look at the list below:- 7 Feb Rose Day 8 Feb Propose Day 9 Feb Chocolate Day 10 Feb Teddy Day 11 Feb Promise Day 12 Feb Kiss Day 13 Feb Hug Day 14 Feb […]

  7. Arguing with stupid people .. slapping urself

    8. Arguing with stupid people is like killing the Mosquito on your cheek. You might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself.

  8. Can we do romance in the midnight today

    9. Can we do romance in the midnight today? I'm in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.

  9. Positive thought

    10. A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively

  10. Sardar was wearing mosquito net

    11. In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi

  11. Wife said I'm dying

    12. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  12. Date sheet of valentine weeks 2020 :D :D

    13. Date sheet of valentine weeks :D :D 7 Feb Rose Day --> Rose Day SMS 8 Feb Propose Day --> Propose Day SMS in Hindi 9 Feb Chocolate Day --> Chocolate Day SMS 10 Feb Teddy Day 11 Feb Promise Day --> Promise Day SMS in Hindi 12 Feb Hug Day --> Hug Day SMS […]

  13. The length & breadth & height of you

    14. The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you.

  14. Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri

    15. Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko, Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko! Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main ! Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per! Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday […]

  15. Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

    16. Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity

  16. Ladki ko mirgi ka attack

    17. Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

  17. Y r u praying in classroom?

    18. In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah. Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

  18. I've changed my mind!

    19. Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. Ali : Good So Does This One Work Better?

  19. Most dangerous weapons

    20. The Two Most dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs 1. A Girl's Smile & 2. A Girl's Tears.

  20. jeevan me .........

    21. jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost, sab kuch aata hai jaata hai, par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate, samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

  21. Piece of PHILOSOPHY

    22. Piece of PHILOSOPHY : Small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..! ;-)

  22. Life is strange....

    23. Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)

  23. Save treed on paper

    24. Definition of Human being by a philosopher: A creature that cuts trees and makes paper, and on those papers writes "SAVE TREES"

  24. Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall

    25. Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall ... "Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..."

  25. Reports got mixed up

    26. Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!

  26. Fast food of tiger

    27. Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree.. Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked "What Was That?" 2nd Tiger Smiled And Said: . . . Fast Food :p

  27. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    28. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  28. Some one asked about my past

    29. Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D

  29. 1% of women under medication for mental illness

    30. Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness . . . . . So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!

  30. Most unfulfilled desire ..

    31. The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on newton!

  31. Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

    32. Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

  32. A man received an unknown call..

    33. A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

  33. LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...

    34. LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]