Fast food of tiger

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
.
.
.
Fast Food :p

Related SMS

  1. Validity for taking food

    2. Dear friend, Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired. Please fast next 30 days to resume your day time food. Thank you for eating. Happy Ramazan

  2. Make sure your food is good

    3. Make sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will be one whose prayers are answered.

  3. No use of running fast

    4. A Nice German Proverb: “There Is No Use Of Running Fast… When You Are On The Wrong Road…” So, First Choose The Correct Way In Your Life..

  4. Days r too busy, hours r too fast

    5. Days r too busy, hours r too fast, sec r too few, but there's always time for me to remember a nice friend like u

  5. 1st holy fast begins

    6. As the Fajar azan begins And the 1st holy fast begins May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & peace.

  6. Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu

    7. Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. when he smiled I realized. I'd passed it on to him! I thought about that smile, then I realized it's worth. a single smile just like […]

  7. Why do muslim covers females?

    8. A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair? The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped. He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian: Now If I Ask You To Take One […]

  8. I knocked at HEAVENS door

    9. I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "

  9. Fruitless & rootless tree

    10. Loveless life is like a fruitless tree But friendless life is like a rootless tree Tree can live without fruit but not without roots

  10. What if you don't see me for 2 days?

    11. A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?" The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'! Monday passed and he didnt see her...... Tuesday and wednesday passed too..... On thursday his swelling became better And now […]

  11. Enjoy with whatever u have

    12. An Old man has 8 hair on his head. He went to Barber shop. Barber in anger asked: shall i cut or count ? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!" LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling.

  12. Best medicine is care and love

    13. A wise Physician said "I have been practicing medicines for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learned that the best medicine for human creature is "CARE and LOVE" Someone asked , if it doesn't work? He smiled and answered "INCREASE THE DOSE"

  13. Someone asked wat makes people happy?

    14. Someone asked wat makes people happy? Some said wealth & some fame. I was thinkin abt it & my cell beeped n received ur sms. I smiled n said "This makes me happy".

  14. 9 Highly disappointing situations -

    15. Highly disappointing situations Your best friend weds your lover!:'( A close friend avoiding without reason! :( 10 mark question asked for 2mark! :( Principal sitting near you on tour! :( EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! :( Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/ Friend calling […]

  15. Trust Allah when misfortune happens

    16. A sailor was stuck in an island Where he was the only survivor! He made a hut for his shelter. Day and night, He was praying and waiting for someone To rescue him but nobody came! He stored food in the hut for his survival. But one day! The hut got burnt to ashes and […]

  16. Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

    17. A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-)

  17. Girls are like apples on trees.

    18. ‎Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top […]

  18. Most romantic horrible scene

    19. Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene? . Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D

  19. We must learn to work in rain

    20. "We can't afford to wait Until The storm has passed. We must learn to work in rain"

  20. Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!

    21. In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p

  21. Life is just a fun

    22. Life is just a fun, It passes like none. life we pass is just a game, It finishes like a flame. Life may be passed or made Life may be happy or sad. Life is knife for sad people, It is a pretty world for mad people

  22. I love you(God) Most

    23. One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST. God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now? The man said: More than before ! God made all his family against him so they all left him. God asked: Do u still love Me? He said: Yes God made […]

  23. Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

    24. Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant. Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

  24. Usama asked Kajol

    25. Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?" She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum." Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?" He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."

  25. World is cruel, Love is blind

    26. World is cruel, Love is blind, Lost in sadness, blurr in mind, Heart is broken, flame had died, Time has passed but why is he still not mine!

  26. What 1 question would you ask?

    27. Suppose im hypnotised for a minute. . . . . Im under ur control, and u can ask me one question. What will u ask? Reply me fast.

  27. MONTHS After They Broke Up

    28. MONTHS After They Broke Up, He asked her: If he ever crossed her mind? She replied with: "You Never Left It" She asked him: If he still loved her? He replied with: "I never stopped"

  28. My bed is a magical place

    29. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. Good Night

  29. Money is just a piece of paper

    30. I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

  30. If ur world is spinning around

    31. If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it's called High Blood Pressure:p.

  31. He who has not Christmas in his heart

    32. He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

  32. Traffic signal for aeroplane

    33. Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said €India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

  33. Better to be turtle rather than a Rabbit

    34. Its better to be a ‘Turtle’ who walks patiently and enjoys every steep of the way, Rather than to be a ‘Rabbit’ who runs fast but missing every details in life