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Nice smelling mosquitoes repellent
A letter to technology complaining about the lack of nice-smelling mosquito repellent.
Dear Technology,
Its 2020 and we still don’t
have a perfume/body-spray
that smells nice and repels
mosquitoes.
I am really disappointed :-(
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