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1. The two main rules of the company..

A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?" The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did." Then the boss said, "Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. . . . There was no […]

2. Great message at reception of company

Great Message written at the reception of a corporate company.. We don't pay you for having "brains" We only reward "you" for using them "intelligently"

3. What's harder after making some1 happy?

Do you know what's harder after making other people HAPPY??? It's when they don't realize that you also need someone to do the same!

4. God is making a beautiful picture 4 u

Beautiful Pictures are Devolped from Negatives in a Dark Room. So, if U see Darkness in ur Life be sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture 4 U! :)

5. Making love to you in every kiss

I'm with you reading this , Looking at your eyes and your lips, Touching your lips softly with my fingertips. Making love to you in every kiss.

6. Making and keeping relation

Making relation is very simple but keeping it is very difficult.. If I fail anytime, give me grace marks n promote me cause I dnt want2 lose u.

7. Making a million friends is not an achievement

A million friends is easy. One who stays when a million are against you — that's the real achievement. Making a million friends is not an achievement, The achievement is to make "A" friend who will stand by you when a million are against you....!

8. How To Do Eskimo Kiss

In an Eskimo kiss, Two people rub their noses back and forth against each other. It's based on real kisses that people in Eskimo cultures give their friends. Just like with lip kisses, Eskimo kisses are best executed with your eyes closed.

9. Elephant sat on mercedes

A car brand wordplay joke — when an elephant sits on the wrong car. What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ??? . . . . Everyone Knows "The Mercedes bends" ;->

10. New Year Wishes for Clients & Customers: Business Greetings

These New Year messages are for the people who keep your business going: clients, regular customers, partners and suppliers. They thank people for their trust without turning into a sales pitch. New Year wishes for clients Thank you for trusting us with your work this year. It has been a pleasure working with you. Wishing […]

11. Flying papers, multi colours of balloon

Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 

12. A Special Package For Business Men.

An airline free-wife-ticket deal that backfires badly when letters go to the wives. An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip […]

13. Latifa kisey kehtey hain

A simple Urdu wordplay joke between two pagals about the word 'latifa'. Aik pagal dosre pagal se: Latifa kisey kehtey hain Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

14. Ticket checker to a saint

A clever wordplay joke about religious birthplaces set on a train. In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

15. LIPTON di chah hai?

A Santa-Banta wordplay joke where a simple question about Lipton tea leads to a cheeky misinterpretation that has nothing to do with the beverage. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

16. 3 sardar after exam

A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

17. Success formula

Success Formula, B sweet as honey B regular as clock B fresh as rose B soft as tissue B hard as rock & B sure as death

18. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

19. What is a grownup joke?

A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old

20. What is a adult joke?

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

21. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

22. I will take either side

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street. He rushed over and started handing out business cards saying: I saw the whole thing.. I will take either side.

23. What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill […]

24. Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki

SMS became cheap long ago but people's cheapskate habits never changed — still hoarding every paisa even when texting costs almost nothing. Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki, Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki, SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye, Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki

25. Take care of relations / trust

Trust is like a sticker, Once it's removed, it may stick again but not as strongly as it held when u first applied. Take care of relations.

26. Feel d difference of boy / girl

A double-standard joke about love letters — one is called loffer, the other an offer. If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)

27. Most important source of finance

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

28. Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]

29. Save treed on paper

Definition of Human being by a philosopher: A creature that cuts trees and makes paper, and on those papers writes "SAVE TREES"

30. 9 Interesting confusions

A list of nine nonsense questions that sound philosophical but go nowhere. "Interesting Confusions" 1. Can u cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do u call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building when it's already […]

31. How To Do Lip Gloss Kiss / flirty kiss for boyfriends

This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or Chap Stick, then rub your lips on your partners' lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.

32. 1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

A Memon stereotype joke: he finds something on the road and grumbles about how wastefully people throw things away. 1 memon road se guzar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya, kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

33. Blessings of eating together

Eat together and not separately, for the blessings is associated with the company. (Ibn Majah).