Remember your wife birthday

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife's birthday
is 2 forget it once.

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  1. It hurts too much to remember... :(

    2. I want to forget all the times when we were together, Bot because I doesn't love her, Because it hurts too much to remember... :(

  2. Remember 1 thing, I LOVE YOU

    3. I never really knew you You were just another friend But when I got to know you, I let my heart unbend. I couldnt help past memories that would only make me cry I had to forget my first love and give love another try So Ive fallen in love with you and Ill never […]

  3. Happy birthday to you

    4. Happy birthday to you, Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared. Dun forget bout our friendship, that we've shared.

  4. Your birthday be perfect for you!

    5. On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy; I hope all of your wishes come true. May each hour and minute be filled with delight, And your birthday be perfect for you!

  5. I don't remember what did I choose

    6. Last night God gave me 2 choices:- Either to have a good friend like you or To have excellent memory . . . I don't remember what did I choose

  6. Hey friend remember that without stupidity

    7. Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

  7. Remember The Sacrifice on Republic Day

    8. On This Republic Day, We Remember the Sacrifice Our Freedom Fighters Brought For Us and We Glory In Their Victory Vande Mataram

  8. Observe your birthday now

    9. As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don't matter much. These common things aren't really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We […]

  9. I Remember U Every Time In My Prayes.

    10. I Can See You In My Hands. Whenever I Join Them To Pray. Ur Face Is One Of Those Who Live In My Heart. Because Our ReLation Is From Heart To Heart, Not SMS To SMS." So, Whenever I Don't Message You Don't Think That I Have Forgotten You... I Remember U Every Time In […]

  10. Happy birthday 2 u

    11. Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats looks just like u!

  11. What gift you want for your birthday

    12. Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

  12. Wife treats husband

    13. A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

  13. Angry wife to her husband

    14. An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

  14. I know its your birthday 2day

    15. I know its your birthday 2day.. I am sure you'll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS"

  15. Some words of wisdom on ur birthday

    16. On your birthday, I would like to give you some words of wisdom . . . . . . . Smile while you still have teeth. :D Many many happy returns of the day

  16. I may not be by your side 2 wish u wonderful birthday

    17. I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i want you to know that i am thinking of you & wishing you a wonderful birthday !

  17. Your way happy birthday

    18. I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u This comes with many Loving thoughts & warm wishes I send 2 u, May ur day be filled with laughter On this ur special day & may the finest things In life always come Ur way happy birthday!

  18. Life is very short .. happy birthday

    19. Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Dont lose your confidence Go always ahead. Happy Birthday

  19. Birthday defined by a philospher

    20. Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

  20. Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

    21. Congratulations to you, my old friend, Birthday wishes to you, I do send. You look good for your age, I could say, But you look good to me any day. When I look in the mirror, I sigh, 'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie. You're aging like me, so you surely can see That […]

  21. Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

    22. Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish you a super duper happy birthday.

  22. Before the clock strikes 12 --- Happy birthday

    23. Before the clock strikes 12, let me take the opportunity, to let you know that you, have grown a year more... Happy birthday

  23. Santa's sexy wife

    24. 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

  24. To the best wife ... Happy New Year

    25. Happy New Year! To The Best, Wife, Mother, Lover And Friend. I Love You Honey And Don't You Ever Forget It.

  25. Difference between wife & saali

    26. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  26. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    27. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  27. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    28. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

  28. By wife ....

    29. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  29. Sunday Message for Wife / GirlFriend

    30. Make This Sunday A Very Lazy One Lie In Bed Late If You Want To And Forget About The Chores. Forget The Fast Lane And Take It Easy Today. Have A Great Sunday!

  30. I am using your wife

    31. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

  31. Wife said I'm dying

    32. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  32. Wife: If I die what will u do?

    33. Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

  33. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    34. Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second