Punjabi SMS: Punjabi shayari and funny lines in Roman Punjabi
Punjabi SMS of affection echoing the 'O mere makhna' theme, asking the sweetheart to remember, stay happy, and rate the message.
O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
Punjabi verse with dark humor: death almost arrived but got diverted when the beloved promised to meet tomorrow, forcing a longer wait.
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi
Punjabi SMS translating standard Windows computer commands — send, download, delete, run, search — into their Punjabi equivalents with comic flair.
Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao
Punjabi verse reworking folk legends — Sassi, Heer, Sahiba — landing on the joke that the speaker only wants Sahiba's brother kept away.
Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
Punjabi Eid greeting wishing the recipient lasting laughter, no sorrow nearby, and adding one request: let the sender's own lifespan be added to theirs.
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu
Punjabi verse arguing that if people had two hearts, losing one to a careless lover would not hurt so badly.
Do dil hone chahide see rabba nitin de shareer vich,
Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha,
Per tainu ta kahiye,je tera vee koi dildaar hondha,
Te oh tera dil todeda,te mere jeha haal hondha.
Punjabi verse of devotion: the speaker will burn like a moth and ask death to pause for one last glance at the beloved.
Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,
Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.
jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,
thehar sannu jandi vaari ''yaar''vekh lain de.
Punjabi verse on love and friendship as a person's core identity and religion, each one demanding a total surrender of body and soul.
Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
Te yaari bande da imaan.
Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
Te yaari mange dil-jaan.
Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
Ishq nachave gali gali
te yari nachave jahan.
Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,
je ek vich dena painda sir
te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.
Punjabi SMS of affection asking 'makhna' (sweetheart) to stay happy, not break hearts, and never stop sending texts.
O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,
Mgar sms karrna na chadna
Punjabi joke SMS: Sheikh ignores calls because the ringtone he paid thirty rupees for is meant to entertain his father, not callers.
MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga
Roman Urdu SMS about loneliness and longing, with a Punjabi aside explaining that 'vele' means lazy — the sender's self-described state waiting for the beloved.
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Punjabi verse about betrayal by those believed to be one's own: the speaker assumed the whole gathering was family, until it hurt.
Sochia c mehfal sadi a,
sab mehfal wale sade ne.
asi jaat paat ton ki laina,
sab gore kale sade ne.
Par ki dassiye asi sajjna de
viswash banaye haar gye.
Asi apne jina nu kehnde c
sanu ohi ik din maar gye.