How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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    2. Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

  2. I Salute Ur Father

    3. Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father:p Happy Father's day

  3. My Sweet Father..I Love U!

    4. When I was a Kid My Father Always Care of Me When I Start Walk on my Feet My Father Celebrate that Day When I Start My School On First Day My Father Go With Me in My Class My Sweet Father..I Love U!

  4. I'm happy to have u father

    5. It is less demanding for a father to have youngsters, Than for youngsters to have a true father. I'm happy to have u father, Cheerful FATHERS DAY...'

  5. Father 2 his son

    6. Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time, dont call me Papa After some days....... father: how is your result? Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

  6. If u have 1 father, call me

    7. If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.

  7. A Father means so many things..

    8. A Father means so many things.. An understanding heart, A source of strength and support right from the very start. Happy Father's Day

  8. Relationship of father to son

    9. If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. Happy father's day.

  9. A Father means so many things..

    10. A Father means so many things.. An understanding heart, A source of strength and support right from the very start. Happy Father's Day

  10. Happy New Year Wish For Father

    11. You Are Definitely The Best Father On Earth; You Have Always Been My Guide Of All Times. May This New Year Bring With It More Days Of Happiness And Prosperity. Happy New Year Father.

  11. Children to have real father.

    12. It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. I'm glad to have u dad. HAPPY FATHERS DAY

  12. if your father earned $100,000

    13. Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

  13. One father

    14. One father is more than a hundred School masters.

  14. Happy father's day

    15. Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Father's Day!

  15. Short Father's Day Message

    16. A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

  16. Biology of father to son relationship

    17. If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. Happy father’s day.

  17. Gratitude on Father's Day

    18. My dear FATHER! I owe U the debt of life , Its infinity, colors, sounds & feelings i experience. Please accept my gratitude on this very special day, Although every moment of my life is a gift from you.

  18. Wishing Happy New Year to Daddy / Father

    19. Neither The Best Books Nor The Best Teachers Could Have Taught Me What You Did, Father. I Look Forward Excitedly To Start One More Year Alongside My Biggest Source Of Inspiration – You. Wishing Happy New Year to the best Daddy in the world.

  19. Father is an abbreviation of

    20. F is for the Faith that I have on you A is for the Affection that you treat me with T is for the Tender touch of yours H is for the Happiness that you give me E is for the Endless sacrifice that you make for me R is for the Rapture that I […]

  20. Funny Father's Day Message

    21. Which is the most confusing day in America? FATHER’S DAY!! 80% don’t know whom to wish. And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them.

  21. Wishing dad happy father's day

    22. Dad, wishing you a box of happiness For today, tomorrow and always With all my love!'

  22. You were born with potential.

    23. You were born with potential. You were born with goodness and trust. You were born with ideals and dreams. You were born with greatness. You were born with wings. You are not meant for crawling, so dont. You have wings. Learn to use them and fly. (Rumi)

  23. When I was born...Devil said

    24. When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOOD PERSON!!!.. & When u were born devil said ... Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

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  25. Happy birthday 2 u

    26. Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats looks just like u!

  26. The human brain is most thing outstanding

    27. The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love

  27. I say she's no good!

    28. Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

  28. Stop only when we enter the examination hall

    29. Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

  29. Make sure it's cheap

    30. The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving License Made, Is "Remember 1 Thing Son If U're Going To Hit Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap"

  30. When is Fathers Day 2020?

    31. When is Fathers Day 2020? Father's Day 2020 will be celebrated on Sunday, 19th June 2020.It is celebrated on a variety of dates worldwide (beside third Sunday of June) to recognize the contribution that fathers and father figures make to the lives of their children. This day celebrates fatherhood and male parenting.

  31. How you control your anger

    32. Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush

  32. Past year performance repeated.

    33. Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

  33. Roses r lal skies r nila

    34. Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u. Thora sa or bura manlo :p