Aaj saal ka Akhiri din hai...funny

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1. Funny : Aap saraa saal kanwaree na raheinn

Very funny Roman Urdu/Hindi New Year joke wishing a girl will finally get married this year, complete with a mother-in-law arrival. Khuda keree ke naya saaal apko raass aa jaye, Jise aap chahte hoo wo apke paass aa jaye Aap saraa saal kanwaree na raheinn, Apka rishtaa le ker aapki saas aa jaye

2. Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye

New Year Roman Urdu SMS that closes with a prayerful dua to God, asking Him to let the old year go and fulfil the reader's dreams in the new one. Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne […]

3. Funny hindi new year gift message

Funny Hindi/Roman Urdu New Year SMS that tricks the reader into looking down for their gift — only to reveal the joke. Neeche Dekho Apna "New Year Gift" . . . . . . . . . . Kya Hua.. Nahi Mila... Aaj New Year Hai Kya? Chale Aaye Gift Lene. !!!

4. Aane wala saal aapke liye zabardast ho

Warm Roman Urdu/Hindi New Year SMS racing against the calendar, network jams, and midnight to deliver a sincere dua for a great year. Isse pehle ki saal ka antim suraj ast ho, Isse pehle ki 2013 ka calender nast ho, Isse pehle ki aap khushi ke mahaul mein mast ho, Aur isse pehle ki mobile […]

5. Bhul Jaoo Bite Huye Saal Ko

Warm Hindi New Year message encouraging the reader to let the past year go and smile into the year ahead. Bhul Jaoo Bite Huye Saal Ko, DiL Me Basalo Aane Wale Saal Koo, Muskurao Chahee Jo Bhi Ho Pal, Khushiyaa Lekr Ayegaa Aane Walaa Saal, Happy New year 2014.

6. Naye saal ki shubhkamnayein dene ka

Warm Hindi/Roman Urdu New Year SMS about choosing to start this year's wishes with someone special rather than a random contact. Socha kisi apne se baat karein, apne kisi khaas ko yaad karein, kiya jo faislaa naye saal ki shubhkamnayein dene ka, dil ne kaha kyon na shuruwaat aapse karein…

7. Saal k woh lamhe jo sang aap k bitae

Nostalgic Roman Urdu New Year SMS about the shared moments of the year gone by that the sender will never be able to forget. Chalta rahega ye zindagi ka karwa, yunhi saal gujarte jayenge, magar wo lamhe jo sang aap ke bitaye hai, hum chah kar bhi na bhul payenge.. Wishing you a very happy […]

8. Funny hindi new year msg

Funny Roman Urdu New Year SMS imagining a crore-rupee bag where every note has 'Happy New Year' written on it. Bhagwan kare aap ko ek Crore rupay Sey bhara howa bag mile ? ? ? ? ? Aur Har ek note Pe likha ho HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

9. Naye saal aaye banke ujale,

Poetic Hindi New Year SMS about the new year arriving as light, unlocking fortune and showering blessings from the moon and stars. Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale, Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale. Happy New year

10. ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!

Poetic Hindi New Year SMS naming what a good year is made of: beauty, freshness, truth, imagination, trust — one thing at a time. Ek-Khubsurti..! Ek-Tajgi..! Ek-Sapna..! Ek-Sachai..! Ek-Kalpana..! Ek-Ahsas..! Ek-Astha..! Ek-Vishvas..! Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!

11. Naya saal aaya hai chalo

Lively Hindi New Year SMS that borrows Bollywood energy — Dhoom Machale — to urge the reader to stop brooding and celebrate. Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

12. Funny New Year Messages & Resolution Jokes

Clean, silly New Year texts for friends, cousins and the family group: resolutions nobody will keep, jokes about the countdown, and wishes that get a laugh. Funny New Year resolutions Top 10 New Year resolutions:1. Spend more and more time with family2. Help others in need3. Control obesity4. Help others in need5. Quitting smoking and […]

13. Naye saal me tu phir se sambhal

Motivational Hindi New Year SMS urging the reader to steady themselves, avoid wrong paths, and change how they see the world. Naye saal me tu phir se sambhal, Galat kaam me na too karna pahal, Zamane me sab kuchh milega tujhe, Bas dekhane ki too apni nazrain badal !!

14. Doost SAAL k 12 Mahiney Saath Ho

A warm Roman Urdu wish for a friend who brings the right quality to every month of the year, from January warmth to December constancy. DOST Wo Ho Jo JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho FEB- Ki Barish Ho MAR- Ki Shaam Ho APR- Ki Bahar Ho MAY- Ki Subha Ho JUN- Ki Chaa'on Ho JUL- Ki […]

15. New year se pehlay hi...funny

Funny Hinglish New Year SMS about wanting to quit drinking but having no one to hand the resolution to, since all friends are equally bad. Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du… Par ? Kiske pass chhodu.. Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere.. New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge

16. Hindi Funny Fathers Day Message

A funny Roman Urdu Father's Day message urging everyone to send wishes now, before Abu notices the oversight and gets genuinely annoyed. Jis jis ne mujhay Wish karna hai kar lay Baad main na kehna k Abu naraaz ho gaey

17. Hindi Happy Promise Day MSG for Boyfriend (Funny)

Funny English-Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS for a boyfriend, built on a friendship-and-loyalty pledge. Promise Me We R True Friends: I

18. Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom

Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom No Biya Toba Kawoma, Da Shondo Tanda mataom No Biya Toba Kawoma, Monga Da Zrono Jawari Charta Gatale Na Da, Yao Akhiri Dao Lagawom No Biya Toba Kawoma. Imdada na radromi sta aa hod gharaza ashna Zindagi khpla hatmawom no biya toba kawoma.

19. Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom

Pashto poem with a refrain of toba (repentance): the speaker wants one last indulgence — drinking love to its end — before turning devout. Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom No Biya Toba Kawoma, Da Shondo Tanda mataom No Biya Toba Kawoma, Monga Da Zrono Jawari Charta Gatale Na Da, Yao Akhiri Dao Lagawom No Biya Toba […]

20. Funny Valentines Day Sms in Hindi

Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS about a boy's 'I love you' meeting a slap and then a fist — proposal day gone wrong. 1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

21. Naya Saal Mubarak: New Year Shayari & SMS in Urdu/Hindi (Roman)

Roman Urdu and Hindi shayari for naya saal: two-line and four-line sher for friends, family, your love or someone you are missing. Pick one, add a name and send it just after midnight. Naya saal mubarak wishes and shayari Hazaron DuaonBeshumar WafaonAn-Ginat MohabatonBe-Panah ChahatonAurKhushion ke beshumaar khazane ke sath Aapko..Naya Saal Mubarak Ho. Naya Savera […]

22. Funny Promise Day Sms Message

Funny Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS comparing a lover's excessive demands to a popular detergent: very low lather, very long distance. Chahty Hain Wo Hum Sy Waisi Chahat Ka Wada! Jaisy!!!!!! . . . Lemon Max, Ghuly Km Or Chaly Ziada Happy Promise Day

23. Funny Propose Day Messages in Hindi

Funny Roman Urdu Propose Day SMS comparing how Delhi and Punjab men handle drunken courage differently on this day. Delhi Or Punjab K Logo Me Kya Fark Hai. 8 Peg Pine K Bad Delhi Ka Admi Gud9ite N Sweat Dream Punjabi- Hun Das Kinu Propose Marna ;-) Happy Propose Day

24. Mubarak hove tone Naye Saal da vaar.

Warm Punjabi New Year SMS rich with harvest imagery — peanuts, jaggery, maize bread, mustard greens, and the love of your own people. Mungfli di khushbu te gurh di mithaas, makki di roti te sarso da saag, dil di khushi te aapneya da pyar, mubarak hove tone Naye Saal da vaar.

25. Funny Promise Day Message

Very funny Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about one man's marriage promise to Perveen, while his heart belonged to Nasreen and his mouth to Mehreen. Shadi Ka Wada Kia Perveen Se, Warna Mohabbat To Thi Nasreen Se, Anjane Men Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se, Kia Haal Hua Tha Pocho Samreen Se, Ab Umeed Hai Sirf Noreen […]

26. Funny Oxymorons

Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all […]

27. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

28. Funny fact of studies

This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)

29. Funny thing about mothers and fathers.

It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. ~Roald Dahl

30. Funny line for advise

Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p

31. Will You Be My Valentine? Cute, Funny & Paragraph Messages

Asking someone to be your Valentine is easier when you have the words ready. Pick a cute, funny or longer paragraph ask below, with separate sections for a crush and for your wife or husband. What does "will you be my Valentine" mean? "Will you be my Valentine?" (also texted as "will u be my […]

32. Funny Women's Day Messages

A funny Women's Day message about why women start with W — all questions start with W too. You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..!

33. Happy New Year Quotes: Short, Inspirational & Funny New Year Quotes

Short New Year quotes you can send as a text, post as a status or write in a card. Every line here is our own, grouped by mood: new beginnings, hope, time, gratitude, love and friendship, and a few to make people laugh. Short New Year quotes about new beginnings A new year doesn't ask […]