New year se pehlay hi...funny

Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du…

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Kiske pass chhodu..
Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere..
New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge

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    2. Jisko Dekho 1 Din .. 2 Din 4 Din … 1 Hafte 2 Hafte Pehle Baazi Maarne Per Tula Hua Hai. Ye Lo Phir hum kahe daity hai… !!! Happy New Year 2014

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    5. Hum aap ke dil me rehte hai, isliye har gum sehte hai, koi hum se pehle na keh de aap ko, isliye 1 din pehle hi aap ko " HAPPY LORRY "Kehte hai!

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    6. My goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2020 which I should have done in 2020 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013.

  6. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

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  10. pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...

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    12. Badban khulnay say pehlay ka ishara dekhna Main samandar dekhta hoon tum kinara dekhna Yoon bicharna bhi buhat asan na tha tum sa magar Jatay jatay uska woh murd ker dobara dekhna.

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    13. Happy new year Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon? Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge ke kab wish karna hai, Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai, Happy New Year once again!

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  15. Focus on the New Year, As the Old Year has Gone

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  16. *Happy new year*

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