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1. Funny New Year Messages & Resolution Jokes

Clean, silly New Year texts for friends, cousins and the family group: resolutions nobody will keep, jokes about the countdown, and wishes that get a laugh. Funny New Year resolutions Top 10 New Year resolutions:1. Spend more and more time with family2. Help others in need3. Control obesity4. Help others in need5. Quitting smoking and […]

2. Happy New Year Quotes: Short, Inspirational & Funny New Year Quotes

Short New Year quotes you can send as a text, post as a status or write in a card. Every line here is our own, grouped by mood: new beginnings, hope, time, gratitude, love and friendship, and a few to make people laugh. Short New Year quotes about new beginnings A new year doesn't ask […]

3. Pehlay se happy new year

Humorous Roman Urdu New Year SMS in the race to wish first, delivered by someone who insists on getting there before the competition. Jisko Dekho 1 Din .. 2 Din 4 Din … 1 Hafte 2 Hafte Pehle Baazi Maarne Per Tula Hua Hai. Ye Lo Phir hum kahe daity hai… !!! Happy New Year […]

4. Funny hindi new year msg

Funny Roman Urdu New Year SMS imagining a crore-rupee bag where every note has 'Happy New Year' written on it. Bhagwan kare aap ko ek Crore rupay Sey bhara howa bag mile ? ? ? ? ? Aur Har ek note Pe likha ho HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

5. Funny hindi new year gift message

Funny Hindi/Roman Urdu New Year SMS that tricks the reader into looking down for their gift — only to reveal the joke. Neeche Dekho Apna "New Year Gift" . . . . . . . . . . Kya Hua.. Nahi Mila... Aaj New Year Hai Kya? Chale Aaye Gift Lene. !!!

6. Funny new year goal message

My goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2020 which I should have done in 2020 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013.

7. Aaj saal ka Akhiri din hai...funny

Funny Hindi/Roman Urdu New Year SMS announcing that today — the last day of the year — is the deadline for seeking forgiveness before the sender goes cold. Aaj saal ka Akhiri din hai Koi bhi galati ki ho Koi bhi gustakhi ki ho Koi bhi galati ho gayi Koi bhi khata ki ho tau […]

8. Short New Year Wishes: One-Line Happy New Year Texts

Short New Year wishes for a quick text, a WhatsApp reply or a card with little space. Most are a single line, so copy one, add a name and send. Short Happy New Year wishes for anyone May the new year see you giving,loving, living and lots of hugging!Wishing you a happy and healthy lifeand […]

9. New year party me "Lungi" Dance kon karega....

Funny Hinglish New Year party SMS worrying about who will do the Lungi Dance if something happens to the sender's friends. Meri hasi ka hisab kon karega. Meri Galti ko Maf kon karega... E-khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna Warna New year party me "Lungi" Dance kon karega....

10. Funny : Aap saraa saal kanwaree na raheinn

Very funny Roman Urdu/Hindi New Year joke wishing a girl will finally get married this year, complete with a mother-in-law arrival. Khuda keree ke naya saaal apko raass aa jaye, Jise aap chahte hoo wo apke paass aa jaye Aap saraa saal kanwaree na raheinn, Apka rishtaa le ker aapki saas aa jaye

11. New Year Resolution Messages & Ideas to Share

Resolution messages to send to someone making a fresh start with you, or to share your own plans for the year. For jokes about broken resolutions, see our funny New Year messages. New Year resolution messages New year begins with new hopes,new spirit, new resolutions and new aspirations.May you become successful this yearin everything you […]

12. New Year Messages for Your Crush

Want to wish your crush a Happy New Year without making it awkward? Start subtle, go shy, or be bold. There are funny ones too, and lines for being the first message they get this year. Subtle New Year wishes for your crush Happy New Year! Hope this year is as nice to you as […]

13. Hindi Happy Promise Day MSG for Boyfriend (Funny)

Funny English-Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS for a boyfriend, built on a friendship-and-loyalty pledge. Promise Me We R True Friends: I

14. Funny Oxymorons

Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all […]

15. Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door

Hindi New Year SMS borrowing Bollywood energy to say goodbye to the old year and celebrate the new one with full Dhoom Machale spirit. Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum Naya Saal aaya hai chalo.. DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM […]

16. Happy New Year Messages for Friends

For the friends who got you through this year: your best friend, the group chat, and the ones living in another city. Some are sweet, some are cheeky. New Year messages for friends The joy that comes with sharingtirelessly and givingcan only be experienced by friends.The past year has seen usshare almost everything,and as the […]

17. May the new year bring these wishes

May the new year Bring these wishes to all of you Warmth of love, comfort of home Joy for your children, Company and support of family n friends A caring heart that accepts N treats all human beings equally Enrichment of knowledge n Richness of diversity Courage to seek n speak the truth Even if […]

18. Happy New Year Wishes in Roman Urdu & Hindi for Friends

Roman Urdu and Hindi New Year wishes for your dost, your best yaar and the friends' group chat, from sweet duas to full masti. Copy one, add a name and send it before everyone else does. Happy New Year wishes for dost Happy new yearSoch rahe ho ki aaj kyon?Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge […]

19. Jhakkas New Year!!

Casual Hinglish New Year wish asking God to clear every road, keep everyone fit, and make the year 'jhakkas' — absolutely brilliant. Aap jahan jayen wahanse kare Fly all Tear, Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear, Aap ke har raste ho Always Clear... Aur Khuda de Aapko aik Jhakkas New Year!! HAPPY NEW YEAR

20. Thank You for New Year Wishes: Replies to Happy New Year Messages

Someone sent you a New Year wish and you want to say more than a quick 'same to you'. These replies cover friends, family, your boss, your partner and busy group chats, with a few lines to thank God for the year as well. Thank you messages for your love Darling, I wish to take […]

21. 2 din pehlay hi eid ka chand dekh lia

Close Ur Eyes And Imagine My Smily Face Have You Done It??? Mubarak ho Aap Ne 5 Din Pehlay Hi Eid Ka Chand Dekh liya‚¦.

22. pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...

pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

23. 1 din pehlay Happy Lohri

Warm Roman Urdu advance Lohri SMS sent a day early because the sender lives in the reader's heart and cannot be beaten to the wish. Hum aap ke dil me rehte hai, isliye har gum sehte hai, koi hum se pehle na keh de aap ko, isliye 1 din pehle hi aap ko " HAPPY […]

24. Funny fact of studies

This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)

25. Badban khulnay say pehlay ka ishara dekhna

Badban khulnay say pehlay ka ishara dekhna Main samandar dekhta hoon tum kinara dekhna Yoon bicharna bhi buhat asan na tha tum sa magar Jatay jatay uska woh murd ker dobara dekhna.

26. Funny thing about mothers and fathers.

It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. ~Roald Dahl

27. Funny line for advise

Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p

28. Ek terey aanay say pehlay aik teray janay k baad

La pila day saqi paymana paimanay k baad, Host ki batain karonga hosh main aanay k baad, Waqt do hi zindagi main guzray hain kathin, Ek terey aanay say pehlay aik teray janay k baad

29. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

30. Will You Be My Valentine? Cute, Funny & Paragraph Messages

Asking someone to be your Valentine is easier when you have the words ready. Pick a cute, funny or longer paragraph ask below, with separate sections for a crush and for your wife or husband. What does "will you be my Valentine" mean? "Will you be my Valentine?" (also texted as "will u be my […]

31. Funny Valentines Day Sms in Hindi

Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS about a boy's 'I love you' meeting a slap and then a fist — proposal day gone wrong. 1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

32. Hindi Funny Fathers Day Message

A funny Roman Urdu Father's Day message urging everyone to send wishes now, before Abu notices the oversight and gets genuinely annoyed. Jis jis ne mujhay Wish karna hai kar lay Baad main na kehna k Abu naraaz ho gaey

33. Funny Promise Day Sms Message

Funny Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS comparing a lover's excessive demands to a popular detergent: very low lather, very long distance. Chahty Hain Wo Hum Sy Waisi Chahat Ka Wada! Jaisy!!!!!! . . . Lemon Max, Ghuly Km Or Chaly Ziada Happy Promise Day