No argument at wedding crowd

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1. Couples hold hands during their wedding

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding? Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

2. Effective lines for adjustment & argument

Very effective lines: 1."Adjustment is always better than Argument" 2."A meaningful silence is better than meaningless words"

3. We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!

4. An anniversary but not wedding

Its a dedicated ceremony, an aniversary, but not wedding. The easy way to tell is its birthday. Have a smile in all the way & have a lovely birthday.

5. When you feel you are alone in the crowd,

A Mother's Day message for when you feel lost in a crowd — mom is always the one who understands. When you feel you are alone in the crowd, When you think No.1 can understand you, When your love is rejected by others, & when you hate your Life, Just close your eyes, & see, […]

6. I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

7. Banta to his new bride

Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?‚ “Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied. “But what will you live on?‚

8. Perfect For Each Other

That Boy N Girl They Fight About A Lot Of Things , But They Love All Of The Same Music She's Immature, But He Accepts Her Silliness They Both Say They Hate Each Other But Secretly R Happy When People Tell Them That They Would Make A Good Couple They Act Like They are Nothing […]

9. Save relation,,be mature

Immature people want to win an argument, even at the cost of relationship. Mature people opt to loose an argument in order to maintain a relation....

10. Marital Life and Fight

2nd day after wedding Bubbli- Mom I got in fight with my husband Anti Misba- It's part of marital life Bubbli- Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body

11. Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

12. Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband). Happy Wedding Anniversary

13. LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...

LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]

14. Positive thought

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively

15. Happy New Year Wishes for Fiancé and Fiancée

Engaged and welcoming the new year? These messages are for your fiancé or fiancée, from the first New Year with a ring to the countdown before the wedding, with prayers and Roman Urdu wishes for your mangetar. Romantic New Year wishes for fiancé and fiancée Like chocolate cake goes perfect with chai,my New Year will […]

16. Want to win or to be happy?

A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended

17. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward. Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

18. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan. Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

19. Husband sent a text to his wife at night

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]

20. In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay.

21. Cost to get married

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

22. Love is....

Love is sweets and honey Love is sometimes for your heart Love is sometimes for the money Love is passionate Love is blind Love is destined Love is cruel and kind Love is forever Love is for a night Love is fading Love is at first sight Love is unrequited Love is for another Love […]

23. Husband wife mein larai hoi

A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

24. GirlFriend asked what is love

GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]

25. 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

26. My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

A kindergarten joke about a boy who covers his ears when his girlfriend starts speaking. In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She […]

27. Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]

28. Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

29. First class in B.Ed

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

30. Examples of stupid questions people ask

Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey […]

31. Ur Single Smile

On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

32. Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

A history fact check that dismantles the romantic story behind the Taj Mahal. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married […]

33. Love of my life

Love of my life Angel of my life My precious bride Mother of my child For you I will pay the price I miss the love in your eyes