Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Hindi Insult SMS

Opens with motivational advice about courage and smiling through hard times, then pivots to a hygiene joke at the recipient's expense.

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

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