Misleading SMS / Text Messages

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

Millions of people write love letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky i m!
Great words said by
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** dust bin **

We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

What is 6" inch long

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

When things go wrong, i want 2 b there

When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

Meri tarah perfect

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge