Misleading SMS and double meaning text messages (trick jokes)
A collection page for Hindi and Urdu misleading and double-meaning SMS jokes that trick readers with wordplay and unexpected final lines.
Hindi Misleading SMS messages collection contains urdu misleading sms , urdu double meaning sms , misleading sms jokes in urdu , hindi misleading sms , hindi double meaning sms , misleading sms jokes in hindi.
A misleading Ramadan SMS listing every Iftar dish lovingly before revealing that the "you" it was missing all along is a variety of melon.
Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha
kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi
bas
aik tumhari kami thi
Kharboozay!
A double-meaning SMS stringing together increasingly suggestive descriptions of how different people charge their mobile phones overnight.
kuch log sari raat karte hain
kuch log bar baar kertay hain
kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain
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Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
Opens like a declaration of deep affection — "your heart is with us" — before confirming that both hearts are firmly in the sender's own possession.
Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
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Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p
A misleading romantic poem about sitting alone, writing your name, and drawing your portrait — that turns out to be a Wanted notice with a cash reward.
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
A cheeky Santa laundry joke where hanging underwear next to the neighbor's clothes leads to a request that sounds worse than it actually is.
Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.
A misleading SMS that reads as a vicious personal curse — until the final line names the speaker and makes everything clear.
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi
A misleading romantic image of flowers falling when you arrive — explained less flatteringly by your habit of walking into garden pots.
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?
Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too.
Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
Funny Roman Urdu Eid al-Adha SMS in which someone prays to God for the most gorgeous sacrificial animal — only to reveal the punchline: it is a cow.
Allah
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
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gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye
Ameen
Opens as a romantic complaint about someone who keeps breaking the sender's heart — then lands on a rumour about which soap they use to bathe.
Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho
A misleading SMS that builds through repeated instructions before the final line tells the reader exactly what it has been training them to do all along.
Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
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baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna...!!