Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}
A poem about a phone-obsessed girl who walks shyly and always asks the same question — the punchline is she was asking how to turn her phone on.
Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
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ON kaise hota hai?
A baby monkey asks its mother why it's so ugly — mom says be grateful, and points the real insult at whoever's reading the message.
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
A sweet setup that turns into a roast: you always dress perfectly, which is exactly why you'll take first prize at the monkeys' fashion show.
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
An ironic etiquette tip suggesting you keep your SMS polite — so at least people say something decent about you after you're gone.
Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..
A patriotic call for citizens to rise and serve the nation — abruptly cut short once the sender realises who the message was sent to.
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
A collection page for Hindi and Urdu insult SMS jokes covering playful mockery, roast-style put-downs, and funny zingers in both languages.
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A longing SMS urging someone to come back because everyone misses them — the real reason turns out to be the garbage piling up since they left.
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Genuine-sounding advice about showing love and sharing talents — with one final line sneaking in a very pointed hygiene suggestion.
Pyar ko mat chupao,
usay zarorut hay jatanay ki
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki
A mock-poetic insult dressed in Urdu verse before landing on the complaint that one person like you was already too many.
Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Opens with motivational advice about courage and smiling through hard times, then pivots to a hygiene joke at the recipient's expense.
Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..
A mock-offended SMS to someone who has a phone, a full inbox, and plenty of messages — yet never sends a single reply.
Aap k haath main mobile hai..
Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...
SMS ki achi khasi File hai...
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
A father-and-boyfriend exchange where dad objects to his daughter spending her life with a donkey — and the boyfriend's reply lands the twist.
Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"
Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."