Banda To Begharat Tha

Hindi Insult SMS

An ironic etiquette tip suggesting you keep your SMS polite — so at least people say something decent about you after you're gone.

Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

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  1. I am sorry, I love you

    2. I am sorry to be smiling every time youre near. I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever youre here. I am sorry that cupid has made his hit. I am sorry i love you, I cant help it.

  2. All I want is to be with you

    3. YouRe So Far Way Yet You Are Here I CanT See Your Face But I Can Feel You Near I CanT Touch You But I Hold You Close No Matter Where You Are YouRe In My Heart Wherever I Go Hopefully The Miles Between Us Will Disappear Soon Because All I Want Is To Be […]

  3. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,

    4. Urdu reminder: clever people are everywhere, so choose carefully who you give your time and trust to. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara soch k karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

  4. Dosron ka time ....

    5. An absurdly long chain of locations and people built one word at a time — the final destination is a single line about wasting others' time. Islamabad airport pr PIA ki Flight no.9 K plane Ki Seat no.52 Pr Baithay Passanger K sath Mai Khari Air hostes K Boyfrnd K Ghar Ke Bed room K […]

  5. Monkeys fashion show

    6. A sweet setup that turns into a roast: you always dress perfectly, which is exactly why you'll take first prize at the monkeys' fashion show. Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna […]

  6. Wafa ruswa nahi karna...

    7. Wafa ruswa nahi karna... Suno aisa nahi karna Mai pehle hi akela hu Muje tanha nhi karna, Judai aa b jaye to Ye dil chota nhi karna Bohat musroof ho jana Muje socha nhi karna, Barosa b zarori hai Magar sub ka nhi karna Muqadar to muqadar hai kabi shikwa nahi karna Meri takmeel tum […]

  7. Zamong tar myanza fasele wale shwe

    8. Pashto ghazal of separation: spring came but brought no beloved; the speaker's heart broke within an hour of being left alone. Che rata na gore muske wale shwe, Zama da zra bagh ke sparle wale shwe. Za kho pa tama da sro shondo woma, Mata da gul pa zai azghe wale shwe. La ma pura […]

  8. Mohabbat ka izhaar na karna

    9. Kaha tha tum say...mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab ki bar tum koi bhi sawal na karna Din raat kat rahey hein ab to ussi k khyal mein wo lamhein wo ratein,unko yaad bar bar na karna Zindagi tanha hi […]

  9. Exams ka saya hai,

    10. A melodramatic Urdu verse about exam stress comparing the whole ordeal to maya (illusion) — even the syllabus feels like a cosmic trick. Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

  10. Who you think you¢â‚¬â¢re not.

    11. Its not who you are that holds you back, its who you think youre not. (Unknown)

  11. Life is too ironic to understand

    12. "Life is too ironic to fully understand.. It takes sadness to knw wat happiness is, noise to appreciate silence & absence to value presence.

  12. Yad aon to bas ....

    13. Yad aon to bas itni si inayat karna, Apnay badlay howay lahjay ki wazahat karna, Tum to chahat ka shahkar howa karte they, Kis se seekha ulfat main milawat karna, Hum sazaon k haqdar baney hain kab se? Tum hi kah do kya jurm hai pyar karna? Teri furqat main ye ankhain ab tak nam […]

  13. KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna

    14. KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna GHAM ko dil se aazad karna Bas itni guzaarish hai aapse k ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad zaroor karna

  14. Behiss hai yahan loag, bhala soach kai karna

    15. Behiss hai yahan loag,bhala soach kai karna.. Is doar main logoon sai wafa soch kai karna ik baar jo rothey,to mana tum na sakhoo gay, hum jaisai diwanoon ko khafa soch kai karna Gul shaakh sai bichrai to kahin ka nahi rehta Tum zaat mere khud se juda soch kai karna.

  15. Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna

    16. Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna, uske liye apni ninden bekaar mat karna, 2 din to aayenge khushi se milne, teesre din kahenge mera intjar mat karna...

  16. Woh subah ki thandak

    17. A morning SMS layering poetic sensory details — fresh air, towel scent, clean clothes — then: you wouldn't know any of this, only people who bathe do. Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to […]

  17. Main na mil sakon jo tum se

    18. A ghazal asking to not be searched for, not be longed for — if he can't meet, don't make it harder. Main na mil sakon jo tum se, meri justujo na karna Tumhain meri hi qasam hay, meri arzoo na karna Mujhy jis se thi muhabbat, use thi ajab si adat Kabhi mounh phair lena, […]

  18. Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna

    19. Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna, Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna, Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein, Baydardi se apney dil par vaar na karna.

  19. Jhuki nazron say iqrar mat karna

    20. Jhuki nazron say iqrar mat karna, nazrain utha kar inkar mat karna, raat bhar taraptay ho kisi ki yadon me, aur dusron ko kahtay ho kisi se pyar na karna.

  20. Kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay

    21. Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehne wale hum na the, kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay, aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na thay.

  21. Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,

    22. Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai, Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai. Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua, Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Karna Hai.

  22. Yaad aate hain lifetime

    23. A warm Roman Urdu observation that people come and go every day, but a true friend is made once and remembered for a lifetime. Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*

  23. Kabhi kisi se zikar-e-judai mat karna..

    24. Kabhi kisi se zikar-e-judai mat karna.. Is DIL se kabhi ruswai mat karna.. Jab dil uth jaye humsey to bata dena. Na bata kar bewafai mat karna.

  24. Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege

    25. Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege, Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege, Milega na aapko hum jesa koi, Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

  25. Na mile kisi ka saath toh hume yaad karna

    26. Na mile kisi ka saath toh hume yaad karna, Agar tanha ho kabhi tho mehsus hume karna Khushiya baatne ko tum dost hazaar rakhna, Magar gham batna ho toh hume yaad karna.

  26. Charger ki tarah

    27. A short romantic message asking for the kind of loyalty a phone shows its charger — always knowing when it's needed. Dil badal na dena sim ki terha Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

  27. Kuch waqt baqi hay new year aanay mein

    28. Hopeful Roman Urdu New Year SMS written in the last moments of the old year, suggesting this is the time to settle old grievances and start fresh. Abhi Kuch Lamhy Baqi Hain, Sal K Khatam Honay Mein, Chalo Aisa Karen Hum Tum, Gilay Shikway Jo Rehte Hai, Hamesha Darmiya’n Apne, Kyun Na Khatam Kar Dalen, […]

  28. Udas logon ki nishani

    29. Sad people smile the loudest — look closely at whoever's laughing the most. Chalo Bataon Tumhen Ek Nishani Udaas Logon Ki,, . Kabhi Ghor Karna, Ye Hanstey Bohat Hain..

  29. GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tariqa

    30. A Munna Bhai Gandhigiri SMS pretending the inbox is overwhelmed — deployed as a passive-aggressive nudge toward people who never message first. Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se.......... . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka […]

  30. Peshab k bad sub se pehla kam ?

    31. A setup question about the first thing to do after using the bathroom — with an answer that's common sense once it lands. Peshab karna k bad sab sa pahla kam kya karna chaheya? . . . . jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo ya b nae pata

  31. Life main hamesha haste raho

    32. Advice to always laugh and sing in life — so people can immediately tell you're unmarried. Life me hamesha Haste raho, Muskurate raho, Gaate raho, Gungunate raho Taki tumhe dekhte hi log samajh jayen k tum 'UNMARRIED' ho.

  32. Aakhir de za pa kom gunah prekhodam

    33. Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam Okhko pa makh me laare jore krale Za ashna ta che na-ashna prekhodam Mehfal khaista da raqibano de kro Kala che za de yak tanha prekhodam Za sodaee pa taal da meeni zangam Laka Majnoon de pa sahra prekhodam Ma Imdad Khiyal ta khpal […]

  33. Intikhab karna hay

    34. Be-khuloos logo'n se Ijtinab karna hay Mujhy apne rishto'n ka Ehtisab karna hay Usay bhool jana hay ya Usay yaad rakhna hay Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs Intikhab krna hay