Mujhey chornay ka faisla

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1. Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do

"Jab Dua Aur Koshish Say Baat Na Baney Tou Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do, Allah Apne Bando'n K Barey Main Behtar Fesla Karny Wala Hay" Hazrat Ali (R.A)

2. Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de

Ae-Allah iss se pehlay k yeh duniya mujhey ruswa kar de, Tu meray jis meri rooh ko acha kar day, Ye halat apni jo main ne khud banai hay magar, Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de, Meray her faislay mein teri raza ho shamil, Jo tera hukum ho wo mera irada kar […]

3. Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay, Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay, ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay, Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay, . . . . . "AMMI BHOOT"

4. Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

5. Mujhey bhi aisay hi mila tha :p

. . . . . . . . . . . Qasam say mujhay bhi esay he mila tha:P

6. Baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya

Mujhey Mohabat Hay Apney Haath Ki Sub Ungaliyoon Say Naa jaaney Kiss Ko Pakar K baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya LOVE U PAPA Happy Father Day!'

7. Meri taqdeer

Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri, aur meri hi taqdeer par mera bus nahi chalta

8. Saal k woh lamhe jo sang aap k bitae

Chalta rahega ye zindagi ka karwa, yunhi saal gujarte jayenge, magar wo lamhe jo sang aap ke bitaye hai, hum chah kar bhi na bhul payenge.. Wishing you a very happy new year

9. Koi zabt de na jalal de

Koi zabt de na jalal de, Mujhe sirf itna kamal de, Mai har ek ki sada banun, K zamana meri misaal de, Teri rehmaton ka nuzool ho, Meri mehnaton ka sila milay, Mujhe maal o zar ki hawas na ho, Mujhe bas tu rizq e halal de, Mere zehen mai Teri fikr ho, Meri saans […]

10. Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...

11. Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye, sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

12. Zakhm too rakhta hoo lakin

Girti hoi dewar ka humderd hoon Lakin charty hoy sourg ki prus-thish nahi karta humdard e ehbab se drta hoo lakin zakhm too rakhta hoo lakin nooma'ish nahi karta

13. Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se, Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se, Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh, Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

14. Twisted Hindi New Year Message

Yaar jab teri life mein meri importance hi nahi rahi Toh seedhy se keh de ke ab tumhai meri zrorat nahi, Mere jaane ki khushiyan kyu mana rahe ho? It hurts me ? ? From: 2013

15. Computer mein windows

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam? Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

16. Mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai

Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai. Main dozukh k khof se ibadat nahin karta k ye ibadat nahin ghulami hai. Main ibadat sirf iss liye karta hon k mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai. (Hazrat Ali)

17. Mera zikar na kerna...

Dukh dard ke maaron se mera zikar na kerna... Ghar jao to yaaron se mera zikar na kerna... Woh zabt na ker payenge aankhon ke samandar... Tum raah guzaron se mera zikar na kerna... Phoolon ke nasheman mein raha hoon mein sada se... Dekho kabhi khaaron se mera zikar na kerna... Shayad ye andhere hi […]

18. Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

Meri Or ¢â‚¬Å“Shahrukh khan¢â‚¬Â ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ? Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

19. Tumhain dekh ker eid kerta hai koi

Aye Chand¢â‚¬Â¦ Jab wo teri tarf dekhain Toh unhain kuch yaad delana Phir chupkey se un k pass jana Aur kehna¢â‚¬Â¦.! Tumhain koi yaad karta hai. Teri umeed karta hai kohi Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar Eid karta hai koi.

20. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai? Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai? Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai? Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA, Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai, Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID, NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA […]

21. Khat mily ya na mily

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana. tum q nahi aye. 2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi 1st pathan: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

22. Zindgi a b c d hai

zindgi a b c d hai yakin nahi ? A aitbaar B bharosa C chahat D dosti E ehimiyat F faisla G gam H hamdardi I intazar J justju K khayal L lajja M mohabbat N narazgi O ojas P pyar Q qismat R riste S samjhota T tamanna U umeed V vishwas W wada […]

23. Dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete

Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date. Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete. ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.

24. Promise Day Shayari in Hindi

Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai Jab Tak Hai Jaan Jab Tak Hai Jaan Happy Promise Day

25. Teri Zaat hi to GHAFOOR Hai..!

~ÂAEY RABÂ~ TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr, Ye Meri Nazr ka Qasoor Ha, TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam, Kahein Arsh Ha, kahein Toor Ha! Ye Bja Ha MALIK-E-DO JAHAN, Meri Bandagi Me Qasoor Ha, Ye khata Ha Meri khata Mgr, TERA Nam B To GHAFOOR Ha, Ye Bta ma TUJH Se Miloon kahan, Mujhe […]

26. So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao

So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao, sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga, K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya. Koi baat nahi¢â‚¬Â¦ ¢â‚¬Å“BHOOT NIGHT¢â‚¬Â

27. kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

28. Aray hamain to apnon ne luta

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha, mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha, Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha, Mujhe jiS beD per […]

29. To ye unka personal problem hay

Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k […]

30. Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai, Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun... Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

31. Raat ronay ki hasrat thi

Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen, Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki, Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon, Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

32. NABI KAREEM S.A.W ne farmaya

NABI KAREEM S.A.W ne farmaya: "libas ki sadgi iman ki alamaton main se aik alamat hai." ABU DAUD (Allah us shakhs ko abad rakhta hai jo hadis sun k dosre ko phnchaye!)

33. 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.