You are here: SMS4Smile » Funny SMS » I will buy banana, u keep the peel
I will buy banana, u keep the peel






Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
Related SMS
- Aashiq Na Banana Mujhko
- Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
- Man needs a poison
- Jawani ke din chamkiley ho gaye
- Answer to "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
- What makes you ...?
- Girls misuse it, models sell it
- Chemical symbols & sardar
- Christmas gift ideas / suggestions for 2020
- Eid k din masjid ke paas se
- Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
- Dosti is something that no1 can hate
- ~*~*~* Happy Hug Day *~*~*~
- Jahan sawal k badlay sawal hota hay...
- Main jo POOCHO tumhara HAAL-e-DIL
- Best Mother's Day Quotes / SMS / Phrases [Top 10]
- Privacy Policy
- Sardar was busy removing a wheel
- Hai tu agar mera dilbar
- A man received an unknown call..
- Contact
- When a girl on facebook
- What's d height of hope??
- Tied rakhi to the following boys
- An intelligent wife
- 9 Interesting confusions
- How is the situation
- 2 men went 2 a callgirl
- We will now upgrade your brain
- Mirror who kill liars
Kachi devaar hun Thokar na lagana mujhko, Apni nazaron me Basa kr na girana mujhko Tumko ankhon me tasavvur ki tarh rakhta hun, Dil me dhadkan ki tarh tum B basana mujhko Baat karne me jo mushkil ho tumhe mahafil me, Main samajh jaoga nazron se batana mujhko, Vaada utana hi kro jitna nibha sakte […]
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can't sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn't knew u had a prescription.
Jawani ke din chamkiley ho gaye, husn ke taiwar nookilay ho gaye, hum izhar karney main thoray dhiley ho gaye, AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE....
Do the following !!! 1) go to google translate 2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?" 3) translate English to Arabic 4) Copy the Arabic version 5) choose translation from Arabic to English 6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what MAKES you.
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what's that? It's SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA
Christmas gift ideas / suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Na guzarna Eid k din masjid ke paas se, kahin log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod den... aur ho ke khafa khuda aap se.. kahin khubsurat log banana na chor dey
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.
Dosti is something that no1 can hate, Dosti is a passion we can never rate; Dosti can happen anytime early or late, Dosti is only Medicine, without Expiry date.
HUG Coupon Hugs are fat-free, sugar-free And require no batteries. Hugs reduce blood pressure Body temperature, heart rate And help relive pain and depression. Redeem this coupon at your nearest Participating human being. ~*~*~* Happy Hug Day *~*~*~
Jahan sawal k badlay sawal hota hay... Wahin mohabbaton ka zawal hota hay. Kisi ko apna banana hunar hi sahih.... kisi ka bun k rehna kamaal hota hay..!
Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko, Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko, Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL, To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko
Goodnight sms messages are usually sent as a good night greeting. some buddies like to send funny good night jokes. some prefer to send good night text messages in their native languages i.e urdu or hindi. And almost every lover is suppose to send a good night love sms or a sweet / romantic good […]
Here we have compiled a collection of "I miss you sms / text messages" that includes Missing You Messages, Missing You SMS, Missing You Quotes, I Miss U Messages, I Miss U SMS, Miss U Quotes, I Miss You SMS, I Miss You Text Messages, Miss You Messages, I Miss You poems, I Miss You […]
Everybody have his/her own circle of friends, some of them are true friends and some of them becomes the best friends for life. As the friendship grows we keep exchanging gifts, sending Friendship Quotes SMS, Friendship Messages, Friendship / Friend quotes, Friendship / Friends Poem and always keep searching for a heart touching Best Friend […]
As you may be browsing through our huge collection of "Mother's Day Special" Messages, quotes & everything. Let us make this easier for you to pick up the best Mother's Day Quote, SMS , Phrase, or wish. Below are the links to 10 best mother's day messages :- When I came home in the rain […]
This privacy statement discloses the privacy practices for all pages and services offered by sms4smile.com Personally Provided Information You do not have to give us personal information to visit sms4smile.com. If you choose to provide us with additional information through an e-mail message, inquiry form, comments, etc., we maintain the information as long as needed […]
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
Contact form is currently disabled, you may E-mail your questions / comments & suggestion to webmaster [At] sms4smile.com Thank you!
When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]
Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P
"Interesting Confusions" 1. Can u cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do u call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building when it's already built? 6. When they say dog food is new & improved in […]
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..:-P
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait.... Searching.... searching... still searching.... Sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS" FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) PATHAN:I think (killed)