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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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It Is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.
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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Before I got in touch with u, I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends. But after I met u,I started believing that stars do fall on Earth.
The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever, do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me, from d money which u r saving by not messaging me, so keep in touch :-)
Life is touch & go. Some people will be there only for sometime, some will go away, but ppl who find u special, will always find ways to stay.
The fire of jahanam will not touch the person who recites "Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar"
Touch my heart & u will feel, Listen to my heart & u will hear, Look into my heart & u will see that U will alwayz be a special part of me.
Dreams touch your heart and soul, it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope U'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night
Touch ur heart; Close ur eyes; Make a wish; Say GoodNight; Sky so wide, Stars so bright, Turn off the lights, and say Good Night
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u. 1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u. 1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u. but now that i love u i'm scared 2 lose u!
Sunday, The Best Day To Have Fun With Your Friends And Family. Go Out And Enjoy Yourself. Take A Break And Shake A Leg. Break The Rules And Energize Yourself. Wish You An Amazing Sunday.
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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
When clouds break rain falls. When coconut break water falls. when love break tears falls but when friendship break life falls so never break friendship.
Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!
Don't make friends before understanding & Don't break a friendship after misunderstanding
Friends and friendship It's a package of "Feelings" Nobody can "Make" it, Nobody can "Break" it, Nobody can "Explain" it, Only "I" and "U" can "FEEL" it.
Never ever try to test friendship because friends are like diamonds when you hit them they don't break but may slip away from your life
Don't Break anyone's heart They have only one of it... Break their bones.. They have 206 of them.. ;-)
True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon
In life, we meet a lot of people, but make friends with few in those few some touch our life in such a way that their presence is felt in their absence...!
Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart is not given by plege, nor written on paper, but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.
Why do we need friends? We need friends for many reasons, al throughout the four seasons. We need friends to comfortus when we are sad, and to have fun with us when we are glad. We need friends to give us good advice. we need someone we can count on to treat us nice. We […]
1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass, 1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart, 1 word is enough to fall in love & 1 friend is enough to live in this world.
Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]
Flower are very soft don't touch them with hard hands Similary feelings are so soft like flowers don't touch them with harsh words!
Do u know HOW FRIENDSHIP ENDS? Both friends will think da other is busy & will not contact, thinking it may be disturbing As time passes both will think let da other contact After dat each will think Y shud I contact 1st Here U'R Love will be converted to Hate U 4get each other […]
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚
"Flowers" are very soft, do not "Touch" them with hard hands... Similarly "Feelings" are like soft flowers, do not "Touch" them with harsh words...
ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/\_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_ ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend... /\________
Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES... PROMISE: we break them.. . . . MEMORIES: they break us.
If you think something will make you happy, go for it so that you won't live your life asking, "what if" and telling yourself, "if only".
Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife :p