Chipkali ne gana start kia

Hindi Funny SMS

3 chippkalian deevar per chal rahi thein,
1 ne gana start kia
jese hi gana khatam huwa 2 gir gayain
batao kion?
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Is liye k baqi 2 ne taaliyan bajai thein :-)

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