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1. Guddu gana ga raha tha

Guddu sings a song about the sky above him — Pappu beats him up because Aasma happens to be his sister's name. Guddu gana ga raha tha, "aaj main ooper Aasma neechay" To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara, Bhala kion??? kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi. hehe:p

2. Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

3. Don't start your day with broken pieces

A motivational morning message for someone who needs a fresh start. Good for Monday mornings especially. Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every day is a fresh start Each day is a new beginning. Every morning we wake up is the first day of our new life. ~ Good Morning ~

4. Start & End New Year With Happiness

I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year.

5. Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

6. When do you want to start?

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months.

7. May The Start Of New Year

May The Start Of This New Year Not Just Be Another Change Of Calendars. Rather May It Be The Year That You Finally Make That Huge Leap Forward In Your Life. Wishing You A Happy New Year 2021!

8. Packing start kar do

Packing Start Kardoo, Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi, Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain, Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main, Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga

9. Just like I was at the start

Everyday I get more afraid Of giving my heart away Scared of what love will bring Too nervous to hear the words you’ll say I find myself lost in you Not sure if I want to be I see the looks that you give And wonder what you see in me I don’t want my […]

10. Dil ka sab se bara connection

A riddle builds up to asking what the heart has its strongest connection with — the answer skips romance entirely. Dil ka sab se bara connection kiss k sath hota hai? ? ? ? Apko to pata hona chahiye ? ? ? Poket sayyyyy

11. Santa and his wife in office

Santa discovers his wife sitting on the boss's lap during dictation and decides to quit — for a surprisingly oblivious reason. Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi […]

12. Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

13. Solve This Geographical Riddle.

Solve this geographical riddle. I am the first on earth, The second in heaven, I appear two times in a week, You can only see me once in a year although i am in the middle of the sea, What am i? Your iq test. Click here for answer

14. The lifeline of any relation

For when two people have gone quiet too long and something needs to be said. Silence slowly kills what you care about. Communication is the lifeline of any relation. When you stop communicating, You start losing your valuable relations!

15. Life starts INTENSE

Life starts INTENSE, But Ends with SILENSE. Love starts with FEAR, Buts ends with TEARS. And Friendship starts HOWEVER, Will always Remain FOREVER.

16. Reason for everything

There is always a reason 4 everything A reason 2 live A reason 2 die A reason 2 cry, But if u can€™t find a reason to smile Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

17. Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?

Roman Urdu SMS that builds through a drawn-out setup only to land on a frog joke about who truly enjoys the rain. Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap? . . . . . . . Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . . . aur barish main to . . . . […]

18. My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

A kindergarten joke about a boy who covers his ears when his girlfriend starts speaking. In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She […]

19. Tawe par pada popcorn

A Roman-Urdu riddle that asks why popcorn jumps on a hot griddle — and suggests the only real way to find out is to sit on one yourself. tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai???? . . . . . bolo boloo?? . . . kuch to bolo? . . answer:- . . tawe par […]

20. U can fall from the sky

U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me

21. 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

22. How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

23. Love Cycle

Love Cycle When U Love, You Get Hurt, When U Get Hurt, You Hate, When U Hate, You Try To Forget, When U Try To Forget, You Start Missing, When U Start Missing, You Fall In L0ve Again

24. I Miss Our Conversations: Messages for When You Miss the Old Us

You used to talk about everything, and now the chat has gone quiet. These messages help you tell a partner or an old friend that you miss your old conversations, without sounding like you're blaming them. What does "I miss the old us" mean? When someone says "I miss the old us," they usually mean […]

25. Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai

Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai, Ho jaye aap b inme shamil Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai GOOD MORNING

26. I was never tired of this life

I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around my friend.!

27. Dont believe too much in love

IF U FALLIN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT , IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE , BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE ~Author Unknown

28. Isn't It Weird?

Irony 0f Our Society Our Phones Fall, We Panic. Our Friends Fall, We Laugh. Isn't It So Damn Weird ? ? ?

29. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

30. Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

31. Don't ever give up when u r down

Don't ever give up when u r down, it doesn't matter if u fall many times, just remember that each time u fall, i'll never let u reach the ground, trust me, i will always be around. Good Night

32. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

33. How to Say I Miss You in a Secret Message: Riddles, Puzzles and Codes

Want to tell someone you miss them without saying it straight out? Send one of these coded texts and let them work it out. Every puzzle below has been checked letter by letter, and the answer is printed under it. The original secret "I miss you" riddle This is a secret msg send only 4 […]