Hindi SMS section
Roman Urdu SMS about singling out one person among all as the giver of happiness rather than grief.
Na khuwabon me dekha na nazaron me dekha,
100 me 1 humne tum hi ko daikha,
Ghum dene wale to her pal hain yahan,
Her pal khushi dene walo me 1 tumhi ko dekha
Drew your portrait on blank paper and wrote a message underneath it — offering fifty thousand rupees to anyone who finds the 'mentally unbalanced' person pictured.
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)
A whimsical Roman Urdu good night wishing the reader a bed of moonlight and stars before gently redirecting them to their actual pillow.
Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur "CHARPAI"
GoodNight
A romantic SMS about merging hearts and shedding tears for someone — but the real ask is: put your SIM card in my phone first.
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,
SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho
A wife asks to be taken somewhere to buy something expensive for her birthday — and the husband fulfills the request precisely.
Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"
Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,
"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".
Roman Urdu SMS comparing a loved one to a flower: impossible to break or abandon without loss either way.
Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain ..
Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte
or tor bhi nahi saktay
tor liya tou murjha jao gaye
chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!
A tender good night mixing gentle English and Roman Urdu, imagining angels keeping watch and heavenly light through the night.
Aye shona u are you ready to party tonight,
with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.
sleep my baby, sleep tight
As your love wishes u a beautiful goodnight.
An uncle offers a child five rupees for a good lie. The child claims the uncle just promised ten — and collects immediately.
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!
A funny friendship SMS sending a message on a stealth mission to a sleeping friend, ending with a cheeky demand to text back.
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
A Pathan on a bicycle crashes into a woman; she yells about not using the brake. His logic: the whole cycle is already smashed, what's the point now.
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
"Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "
Pathan herat se...
"Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."
A sweet Roman Urdu good night from someone whose heart goes restless without a message from a dear friend before sleeping.
Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,
Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay.
Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost.
GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.
A warm Roman Urdu reflection connecting the bloom of a flower to the start of a life, both of which begin with a true friend.
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti
hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!