Hindi / Text Messages

Na khuwabon me dekha na nazaron me dekha,
100 me 1 humne tum hi ko daikha,

Ghum dene wale to her pal hain yahan,
Her pal khushi dene walo me 1 tumhi ko dekha

Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

Chand ka ho bed ... GoodNight

Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur "CHARPAI"

GoodNight

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho

Mehangi chiz on birthday

Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".

1 phool ki tarha

Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain ..
Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte
or tor bhi nahi saktay
tor liya tou murjha jao gaye
chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!

beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga

bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ???

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
"Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "

Pathan herat se...
"Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."

Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,

Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,
Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay.

Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost.
GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti
hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!