Hindi SMS section
A fake official notice addressed to all fools — written with the certainty that every reader will assume it was meant for someone else.
Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai...
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p
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A classroom roll-call joke where Pappu, Bablu, and Tinku all answer — and the silence after "Ullu" tells you exactly who should be pressing the button.
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
Romantic setup about lips touching and a lingering sensation — the cause turns out to be a green chilli.
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai
A fake congratulations SMS announcing the recipient has been cast in an Amir Khan sequel — in a major role — for a film with a very unflattering title.
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
Roman Urdu couplet: Eid without the beloved passed like a poor man's Muharram evening — a time of mourning, not festivity.
Tere bagair humne guzari hai aese eid.......
Jaise safar mai sham e ghariban guzar gai
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!
A cascade of women and complications — marriage promised to one, love given to another, and the list of names just keeps growing.
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)
Wife tells her travelling husband she's already lost half her weight missing him; his reply is to wait another two weeks.
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
A warm Roman Urdu good night confessing that only the inconvenient distance stops the sender from coming to say good night in person.
Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!
A boy seen with a different girl every day for a week. Moral: girls change, boys don't.
1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha
Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p
A playfully silly Roman Urdu good morning modeled on a fizzy drink jingle, refreshingly simple and impossible to ignore.
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu