A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".
Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"
Hindi SMS section
Hindi / Text Messages
Aap ko goodnight kehne k liye jag rahe hain
Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
Main nay pocha chand say
Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo
Sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay
Agar koi tum ko sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay
to pareshan mat hona bulkay fakhar karna
k us ko andhairon mein roshni ki zarorut hay aur woh tum ho.
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
Woh subah ki thandak
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena
Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan daina.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad milain.
So don't waste ur time. & go to bed, good night & take sweet dreams
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...
kapkapatay hont....
larkharati Aawaz...
thartharata badan .
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai.....
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
A guy wrote on his facebook status
A guy wrote on his facebook status
"wife chahiye "
2 girls likd it & 140 men commented"
meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back
"kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...