Hindi SMS section
A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you.
A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".
Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"
A sweet Roman Urdu good night where the sender admits to staying wide awake just for the sake of wishing you good night.
Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
Asked the moon if it had seen anyone as beautiful as a friend — moon replies it can't see that far down from up there.
Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
Roman Urdu SMS gently pressing a distant friend to make contact — a call, an SMS, anything to show they still remember.
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo
Roman Urdu SMS reframing being remembered only in need: if someone seeks light in the dark, they have made you their light.
Agar koi tum ko sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay
to pareshan mat hona bulkay fakhar karna
k us ko andhairon mein roshni ki zarorut hay aur woh tum ho.
Friendship vow SMS: our bond will never break — but honestly, your photo negative looks better than you do.
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
A morning SMS layering poetic sensory details — fresh air, towel scent, clean clothes — then: you wouldn't know any of this, only people who bathe do.
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p
A soft Roman Urdu good night reminding the reader not to waste this beautiful night staying awake when sweet dreams are waiting.
Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan daina.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad milain.
So don't waste ur time. & go to bed, good night & take sweet dreams
Opens with fevered romantic imagery — trembling lips, shaking body, burning skin — then diagnoses the beloved with malaria.
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...
kapkapatay hont....
larkharati Aawaz...
thartharata badan .
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai.....
Munnabhai tells Circuit to fetch the neighbor's doctor because he's unwell. Circuit points out Munnabhai is a doctor. He knows — his own fees are too high.
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
A blind beggar calls a woman beautiful and asks for money. Husband's verdict: he must genuinely be blind.
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
A man posts 'need a wife' on Facebook and 140 men jump in to help — not quite in the spirit he intended.
A guy wrote on his facebook status
"wife chahiye "
2 girls likd it & 140 men commented"
meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back
"kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...